Fandom High School

Brooke was the first one in the class today, sort of wondering where Haley was when she needed her. But once everyone had settled in, she said, "Hi, guys. Our teacher seems to be doggified, so you get to listen to me go on for a little while. We're supposed to talk about clothes, which is my absolute favorite subject. So personally, I think you just need to be true to yourself and your personality when you dress. Even if it means you dress in all black all the time and look at people all glowery, just know that you might get funny looks back.

"Clothes are an expression, so you just have to know that the way you dress tells other people about you. If you wear nothing but low-cut shirts and short skirts to a job interview.... well, okay, you might get the job, but it's not for the right reasons," Brooke said. "If you dress slutty, people might think you are. True, this might be what you want, but there is a time and a place. It's like wearing your school uniform to a party, or going on a first date in sweats. You just don't do it, because it's not appropriate for the setting. So what we're doing today is, I have a trunk here filled with fully moddable clothes. You'll put together what you think is a good first date outfit, then pair up and see what the other person thinks it says about you, and whether you stand a chance of getting any with it."

And as an afterthought, she said, "Oh! Almost forgot, but it's important: please wear underwear. Okay, I know, I know, there are times it's not needed or you don't want to or whatever, but if you have any chance of looking like Britney Spears throughout 2007, either go for the pretty stuff instead for once, or wear some damn pants."