Nicolas Cage Appreciation- Monday- 3rd period
Monday, June 24th, 2013 06:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Aww, welcome back to the last class in the Danger Shop Theater. The popcorn was even back and everything for you guys.
"It's the end of the semester... in the middle of the summer, or the start of the summer, however you want to look at it," Jaye began. "Which is good because I can only take so many Nicolas Cage movies. He's actually not even a bad actor, but just, seriously, dude, look at scripts before you say yes. Also- and this is just a tip for life in general- if you're going to name your kid after a comic book superhero, please give them one that they can lie about later in life. Or in kindergarten.
"Anyway, your last movie is about a Nicolas Cage trying to stop all these disasters before they happen, or something. I don't know anyone who's seen it. I haven't even seen it. So it's new to all of us."
"It's the end of the semester... in the middle of the summer, or the start of the summer, however you want to look at it," Jaye began. "Which is good because I can only take so many Nicolas Cage movies. He's actually not even a bad actor, but just, seriously, dude, look at scripts before you say yes. Also- and this is just a tip for life in general- if you're going to name your kid after a comic book superhero, please give them one that they can lie about later in life. Or in kindergarten.
"Anyway, your last movie is about a Nicolas Cage trying to stop all these disasters before they happen, or something. I don't know anyone who's seen it. I haven't even seen it. So it's new to all of us."