Fandom High School

When students entered the classroom, they would find their teacher lounging at the desk, smoking a cigar and drinking a nice scotch.

Assuming Barney cared what time class started, he didn't bother to stand when he started his lecture. "Okay, so I heard on the radio that the other slacker professors of NOT Awesome have been giving students free periods," he paused to take a long, enjoyable sip of his drink. "I think I understand why and I've decided to take advantage of this most glorious Fandom High tradition."

"Today you will create study guides. Not just any run-of-the-mill study guide, nay nay! These are very special study guides known as Cootie Catchers or Fortune Tellers. Make one on your own and then get your classmates and others to play with you. Watch out or you might just get a date from this activity, assuming you've paid attention and you write the right fortunes inside." Barney puffed on his cigar for a minute before continuing.

"Oh, and do a write-up of your homework assignment from last week. Extra credit if it's interesting. I encourage you to see how well you can lie." Knowing the students in his class, Barney hadn't really expected them to follow his directions last week. It was sady, but at least he could look forward to reading a few good stories.


[ooc: it's a valid academic tool!]

( Communication: The benefit of lying )

At the end of the period, Barney called for attention again. "Tonight is Homecoming. I'm sure all you attached kids will be fighting over corsages, spiked punch, and whose date is hotter. Remember men, just because you arrived with her, doesn't mean you have to leave with her. Ladies, remember this is not your mother's Homecoming - SLUT UP! Enjoy yourselves, and have a LEGENDARY HOMECOMING. Heh, coming."

[ooc: Time to play! Which means you need to entertain me, omg!]

( Pretending You Care )

"Also, please don't believe your email when it links you to some Dangerous Kissing Tips. They are lies, kids. All lies."

[ooc: OMG, that last bit was totally in my gmail last night and cracked me up when I clicked on it.]