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notmysupervisor.livejournal.com"Today, we are talking about synergy," Pam said, clapping her hands excitedly. Pam was stone sober today, and very, very happy. That ought to worry you.
"Synergy is mission critical to success, both in the corporate ecosystem and once you take it offline. It's the only way to leverage our core competencies and create vertical integration throughout our workspace. Let's go ahead and peel the onion, kids. We're going to drill down into ways to make synergizing work for you.
Oh, yeah. Pam was going to drown you all in corporate jargon. It was one of her favorite things ever, next to weed.
( Cheryl tries valiantly to save you all -- okay maybe not that valiantly )
"Synergy is mission critical to success, both in the corporate ecosystem and once you take it offline. It's the only way to leverage our core competencies and create vertical integration throughout our workspace. Let's go ahead and peel the onion, kids. We're going to drill down into ways to make synergizing work for you.
Oh, yeah. Pam was going to drown you all in corporate jargon. It was one of her favorite things ever, next to weed.
( Cheryl tries valiantly to save you all -- okay maybe not that valiantly )
Seven Habits of Blah Bloo Blee [Friday]
Friday, August 1st, 2014 09:40 amnotmysupervisor.livejournal.comToday, the students might notice a couple of things about their teachers that had changed from last week:
(a) Everyone seemed to be in a way better mood!
(b) No one was a dinosaur.
( I've never had to clarify that before, wow )
(a) Everyone seemed to be in a way better mood!
(b) No one was a dinosaur.
( I've never had to clarify that before, wow )
The Seven Habits of Something Something Rawwwwwwwwwwr!!!! [Friday]
Friday, July 25th, 2014 11:26 amnotmysupervisor.livejournal.com"Think win-win." Cheryl looked out over the class, arms crossed. "Well, guess what, you all apparently thought lose-lose because seriously, we literally told you not to come back this week, and gave you a pass not to. What the actual, flaming fuck is wrong with all of you?"
She threw her hands up with a despairing yell, clearly aggravated. Possibly because someone had tampered with her mood stabilizers, and now they didn't...exactly do what they were supposed to.
( nothing could go wrong here, nope nope )
She threw her hands up with a despairing yell, clearly aggravated. Possibly because someone had tampered with her mood stabilizers, and now they didn't...exactly do what they were supposed to.
( nothing could go wrong here, nope nope )
Seven Habits of Why Are You People Here Anyway, Friday
Friday, July 18th, 2014 11:09 amholyshitsnacks.livejournal.com( First Things First (with illegal substances) )
(... Text in the comments is totally gonna be NSFW. Consider yourself warned.)
(... Text in the comments is totally gonna be NSFW. Consider yourself warned.)
Seven Habits of People Dumb Enough to Take This Class, Friday
Friday, July 11th, 2014 12:34 pmholyshitsnacks.livejournal.comClass was meeting again on the beach today. It wasn’t the fourth, no, but it was hot, and Pam and Cheryl didn’t feel like getting dressed up. Please enjoy your teachers and their bathing suits, everyone.
( Hold On to Your Butts )
( Hold On to Your Butts )
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People [Friday]
Friday, July 4th, 2014 10:10 amnotmysupervisor.livejournal.comClass today was not meeting in the weirdo headf Danger Shop. Class today was meeting on the beach. Because it was the Fourth of July, that was why. In case you had forgotten, perhaps Pam's stars and stripes swimming suit might ring a few bells.
"This has to be some kind of work violation," she insisted, completely ignoring the kids piling in in favor of bitching at her co-teacher. "It's totally a federal holiday. We should at least be getting, like, double overtime."
Pam, considering how bad you were at teaching, it was a miracle they paid you at all.
( Beach day! )
"This has to be some kind of work violation," she insisted, completely ignoring the kids piling in in favor of bitching at her co-teacher. "It's totally a federal holiday. We should at least be getting, like, double overtime."
Pam, considering how bad you were at teaching, it was a miracle they paid you at all.
( Beach day! )