Fandom High School

The disciples of Bob (and assembled sidekicks) gathered today in the Danger Shop for their final and greatest challenge. Bob was looking a little misty-eyed by the table of Mooby Egg Muffins and orange juice - all superheroes need a balanced breakfast before a good butt-kicking.

Jay was playing with a bong saber at the entrance to the cave which might look suspiciously like that one from the cheesy television series staring Burt Ward and Adam West.

There was no instruction today.

There was only a man with a comically over-sized fist crashing through the wall of the cave and cackling, "I've found your secret stash now!"

[[OCD coming up. All encounters with Mark Hamill Cockknocker Mark Hamill can be handwaved to whatever extent you want. I am on X-TREME slowplay for the next two weeks. You're all amazing and made of win and crack and I love you.]]

Jay and Silent Bob were bickering loudly as they lounged in front of the Kwik Stop.

"Look, Lunchbox, it says right fucking here that you're the sidekick and I'm the fucking hero! I'm Morris Day, you're the fucking Time!"

Bob shook his head emphatically, taking the magazine from Jay and shoving it at the nearest student. Ignoring Jay's repetitive and profanity-laced list of why Silent Bob (or Bluntman) was, according to the article, the sidekick in this dynamic duo, he turned to his ever-present whiteboard and wrote 'QUALITIES OF A GOOD SIDEKICK'.

Following the discussion, the whiteboard was cleared to provide that week's homework assignment.

'FIND AND TRAIN A SIDEKICK. May be useful in final class in two weeks.'

[[Major thanks to the_merriest, who reminded me that today is, in fact, Monday. While the article talks about Jay and Silent Bob (they're number, like 34 or something), the Fandom version is about Bluntman and Chronic. Yes? Yes.

ETA: I forgot the homework assignment. Yes, sidekicks will be welcome in the final workshop, coordinate with whoever you recruit whether or not they would like to take part.

OCD up, play away!]]