doubleohblonde: (Bond is leaning in a suit)
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Bond stood at the front of the class as if the previous week's class had not happened, and as far as he was concerned it hadn't. Repression was a wonderful thing, wasn't it?

"Good afternoon class," he began. "In light of this weekend's upcoming dance, I thought I'd spend this lesson talking about dancing. Dancing, ballroom dance in particular, has often been associated with sex and seduction, often because it was one of the few socially acceptable forms of close physical contact between unmarried members of the opposite sex. Even though there are less of those kind of restrictions these days, it's still a good excuse to get close to your partner."

"Popular ballroom dances include, but are not limited to the waltz, tango, the foxtrot, and the the rumba," Bond said, showing a short clip of each dance. "Now, given that it is out last class together, you have the choice of either watching a film about the connection between dancing and love, or you may find a partner and try your hand at dancing."

[ooc: wait for ocd up.]

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doubleohblonde: (* Lord Flashheart)
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Class was in the Dangershop, but unlike usual, Bond was not.

This state of affairs lasted long enough that any prudent-minded student would likely count it a win and leave early. However, just before any could, there came an almighty explosion from the vicinity of the doorway, and there appeared a vision in white, with an impeccably curled blonde wig, pants he'd quite possibly been poured into, and a ruff that most men would kill for. Striking a pose, Bond (for it was he), proclaimed "It is I, Lord Flashheart. Huzzah!" He paused and tossed his cape back over his shoulder, obviously expecting the class to answer with a huzzah of their own. "Flash by name, flash by nature. And I'm not talking about speed. Woof!" This last was accompanied by a hip-thrust.

Someone was going to be searching for his dignity at the bottom of a glass come this evening.

'Lord Flashheart' stalked dramatically over to the front of the class proper. "To get those young fillies and squires where you want them you need to be confident, sure, devilishly sexy, and just plain awesome." Much like his greeting, this was also proclaimed, and accompanied by the odd random hip-thrust. "In short, you need to be me."

"And impossible as it may seem to approach even a morsel of my awesomeness, it can be done. But there is only one way to do it, you must..." He paused. Dramatically. And posed. Also dramatically. "Act like me. Starting now. You must speak like me, walk like me, make entrances like like me, and take what you want, like me."

"Huzzah!"

[ooc: wait for ocd is up. huzzah!]

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doubleohblonde: (Bond is in the room)
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Bond waited until the class was seated before he started speaking. "Good afternoon class, I trust you all had a pleasant week?" After all his had been very pleasant indeed.

"Today we'll be looking at the first date. Now there are a number of options you can choose from when it comes to first dates, though ideally it will be a low pressure environment where you can both relax." Not that Bond was terribly familiar with those. "You can go out for dinner and maybe dancing, if the weather is good you could go on a picnic, and of course there is the time honoured tradition of going to see a movie. Choosing to see a movie has a number of advantages, it's dark and intimate, yet also public, there is very little pressure to speak, unless you happened to choose a completely dire film and spend your time mocking it, the choice of movie can help indicate if you and your date possess compatible tastes, and if you sneak food in instead buying it from the concessions stand, it's relatively inexpensive."

"Today's exercise will be simple enough, I will put on a romantic movie, and you will pretend that the person sitting next to you is your date."

[ooc: wait for ocd up.]

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doubleohblonde: (Bond has a wry grin and cuts)
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Today's class was actually in a classroom, Bond stood next to large whiteboard as he waited for the class to arrive, looking slightly more chipper than usual.

"Good afternoon class," Bond began. "Today we were going to discuss first dates, but then I remembered just how a really good first date can end, and I decided it might be worthwhile to skip ahead slightly to make sure that if you do have such a date, that it has a happy ending. For both of you."

Cut for sex talk. )

[ooc: wait for ocd up. Links are varying degrees of NWS.]

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doubleohblonde: (Bond is stylish on vacation)
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Today's class was being held in the Dangershop, which was set up to look like a combination upscale boutique/dressing room.

"I'm assuming that your successful flirting has secured you a date," Bond began. "Which brings us to the next important step, which is getting ready for your date. So today you'll all be getting a makeover." Just as Bond said the word 'makeover' music started playing, the only sign that he hadn't actually programmed it to was a slight frown.

"There are two things to remember when you're selecting an outfit for a date, or any other occasion for that matter, one is to choose an appropriate outfit for what you're doing. You'll look as ridiculous wearing a dinner suit bowling as you would wearing jeans to the opera, and in any case, trousers are your friend. I've included some examples of bad outfit choices in your handouts today.

"The second things is that once you've chosen your outfit. Wear it. Wear the hell out of it. Because confidence shows, and even if you have been struck by a tragic case of fashion blindness, if you have the right attitude, you'll still look great."

"Now, I want you to spilt up into pairs and help each other with your makeovers." The music started playing again, but Bond continued undeterred "I'd like you to try to come up with at least one formal and one casual outfit, and those of you who feel up to it can model their outfits for the rest of the class at the end."

[ooc: wait for ocd up.]

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doubleohblonde: (Bond has a sexy silhouette)
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Once again class was held at the main campfire. The first thing the students would have noticed on arriving was a trestle table set up with various flowers, fans and leaflets.

Today, we're going to be covering flirting... )

[ooc: wait for ocd up!]

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doubleohblonde: (Bond is leaning with intent)
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Bond had sent an email to the class, telling them to meet at the main campfire, where he lounged while looking over his notes.

"Now, you're all here to learn about seduction," Bond began, after the number of students before him matched the number of names on his roster. "Or because of a paperwork error. In which case you have my sympathies, but given that you're teenagers, you probably still need all the help you can get. Which may be more than I can give during the length of this course, however I will endeavour to ensure that over the next few weeks you will get a thorough grounding in one of the most important skills you will ever need."

He paused before continuing "To help me get an idea of where you're all at, and what exactly I'll need to cover during the next few weeks, we'll start off with introductions. I want you to tell the class your name, your year, one interesting thing about yourself, and what you hope to get from the class."

"One more thing," Bond said, as he ran a finger down the roster and picked two names out at random. "Frost. Priest. Congratulations, you're now my TAs." So nice of him to give them a choice in the matter.

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