Blah blah career whatever et cetera [period 1, Friday]
Friday, June 20th, 2014 09:16 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
"Hi," Cheryl said, almost nicely. "Welcome to the last time I have to look at your stupid faces."
Well, that cleared that up.
“We hope you’ve enjoyed getting to see just a small fraction of some of the amazing careers out there that you guys might be suited to,” Pam enthused. Well, Pam hoped so, anyway. “Today we’re gonna revisit our first class. Remember how, back then, we talked about what you want to be when you grow up? We’re gonna do that again.”
"Except this time, we've given you some reasonable goals, just in case the last six weeks haven't done it," Cheryl added, vaguely passing out the papers. Some may have ended up on the floor, shh. "Because remember, boys and girls, there's no fucking way there's an astronaut in this classroom. What college is going to take this place as your alma mater?"
Weirdly enough, Cheryl, lots of places. It was super-strange.
“Hate to break it to you, but this school is not exactly a rigorous bastion of academia,” Pam sighed. “I’m not even sure it’s accredited. I mean, think about it. They let us teach here.”
Look, Pam and Cheryl were at least self-aware enough to know that they were horribly inappropriate and should never be allowed to influence young minds, like, ever.
"Because Pam got in trouble for shooting someone."
Sort of. But still, Cheryl knew that was a black mark.
"So get familiar with those lists. Tell us what you wanna be when you grow up, now that you have a better idea of what that really is going to entail."
Humiliate yourself and pick out a degrading future, so that you could pass class! Have fun!!!