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"Hello children, and welcome to the final meeting of our class!" Thor greeted. "Today I thought I might discuss with you Huginn and Muninn, the ravens belonging to Odin, the Allfather," he held out an arm and looked expectantly at Loki- or rather, the bird that accompanied him just about everywhere. The bird took wing and alighted himself on Thor's arm. Thor took a moment to consider the bird thoughtfully before continuing:

"Ikol here is, as I am to understand it, a bird belonging to the same larger family as Huginn and Muninn. As there is only one way for Asgardians," well, one acceptable way. There were other ways of slipping between the worlds, as Loki had made him aware. "to travel between the worlds, my father sometimes requires messengers to bring him news of import from Midgard. And so, he chose ravens as his messengers, as truly, who would look upon such a creature with suspicion? They are equally at home in both cities and wild areas, making them the most inconspicuous of eavesdroppers. Not to mention that even your average raven is more intelligent than most Midgardians are aware." At a nod from Thor, Ikol took flight again, settling by Loki once more. "And so my question to you! If you needed to gather information, which creature would you choose as your messenger?"

As finals went, it... wasn't actually all that different from a normal class. But give him a break, he was pretty new at this whole thing!

After answers, if any, were offered, Thor smiled at the class. "I have to say I have greatly enjoyed our time together! I hope you come away from this class a little more knowledgeable about some of Midgard's myths, and I do hope there will be some familiar faces in the class I shall teach next!" Don't ask him what it was, though. He had no idea. Yet.
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"HELLO, CHILDREN!" Thor boomed. "I hope today finds you well!

Today, we are going to discuss Bragi, whom your myths describe as the god of poetry! If we are being entirely honest, however, I would have associate Bragi most closely with... well, I believe the term would be 'bullshit'." Which was entirely different from mischief and lies, of course. But it was possible that there was some connection there to the reason the two of them never seemed to get along that well. "He has quite the way with words, and is often able to make even the most stubborn of souls to do as he wishes.

"Mythology also describes him as a son of Odin, which... I believe I would remember having more than just the one brother!" Which was yet another difference between himself and the Thor that Loki knew, actually.

"So the question I put to you is this: being able to talk others into doing your bidding seems like a fairly benign ability, does it not? One could argue that it is merely a matter of being very convincing! But is it still so benign if what you are telling someone to do goes against their personal beliefs?" He frowned, then, as if realizing the subject matter might hit a sore note given the events of a couple weeks ago. "If you do not feel comfortable answering, it is not required, but if you wish to share your thoughts on the matter, I would like to hear them."
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From various radio reports he'd heard over the past few days, Thor gathered he'd missed something rather important while he'd been off visiting Jane for a week (he still didn't know what had possessed him to go, only that he had to see her. He felt vaguely guilty that he'd missed a class, but apparently it had been covered, so he wasn't too concerned.)

"First off, I'd like to apologize for missing class last week! I'm given to understand that something... unusual happened to the island in my absence, and from what I have heard it seems like quite the troubling experience. I hope none of you have suffered any adverse effects of those events!" Personally, he was kind of disappointed to have missed what appeared to have been some sort of battle. That it wouldn't have actually been himself involved in said battle was apparently the sort of distinction Thor wasn't going to bother to make.

"In the spirit of letting you recover from a trying week, we are going to watch a film! Entitled The Cloak, it is about a man who finds a cloak that allegedly belongs to Loki, and has many misadventures as a result!"

There were a few false starts as Thor figured out the workings of the DVD machine, but eventually the lights dimmed and the movie began to play.
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"Mornin', kiddos." Yeah, it was only barely still morning, but like Jake cared. He kept to his own damn schedule, which meant a lot of lurking around at night, and falling asleep on random lawns because some things never change, AU or not.

"Today we're talkin' about bugs. Not the buzzy, creepy-crawly kind, the kind you can use to listen in on someone's conversation. Especially if you think they might be hiding something, like sympathies or connections to those who refuse to submit to the proper order of things."

"A bug- sometimes also called a wire, or a 'covert listening device'," that last bit was said with airquotes, "can sometimes be something designed specificially for that purpose, but it doesn't actually have to be. All that's required is a microphone and a transmitter, so with the right know-how, you can even turn a cell phone into a bug from a distance. There have even been instances of using car's security systems to listen in on conversations. Not that we have much use for cars here, but," he shrugged. "So- class discussion question: if you could listen in on the conversation of anyone here in Fandom, who would it be, and why?"

After giving some time for the students to supply answers, Jake pulled out a bag and placed it on his desk. "And now for the take-home portion of today's assignment: take one of these, plant it somewhere where you'll be able to overhear your intended target, and report back to me."
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As the students entered their class, they'd find their usual teacher once again at the front of the class.

"GREETINGS, STUDENTS!" Thor bellowed exuberantly. "I wish to apologize for my absence last week, I trust my brother did well in my stead?" He waited a beat, and then continued on. "Today I think we shall discuss a topic very near to my heart: The Lady Sif!" he grinned.

"First of all, she is referred to in Norse mythology as a goddess of earth. This is a neverending source of annoyance for her, and I suppose if I had to choose an association I would most likely place her as a goddess of war based on the movie posters cause that's totes a reliable source.

Midgardian scholars also seem to give much thought to her 'golden tresses'," here Thor chuckled, "claiming they represent fields of wheat, or concepts such as fertility, family, and wedlock. Not that such things never occur to a warrior- mine own father did, after all, raise two sons." His gaze slipped to Loki if he was there and for the briefest of moments there was a flicker of sadness in his eyes. "They claim her golden hair was the work of Loki, that I made him fashion her a magical headpiece after he cut off her original hair." Here he did frown at Loki, because the fallout from that particular incident had been less than fun, thank you. "In truth, the Sif I grew up with was born with hair much like mine." AKA: fabulous. "And Loki, as part of another one of his tricks, did shear it all... to replace it with hair the color of a raven's wing, enchanted by dwarves. I hope you can imagine how displeased she was to wake upon the completion of Loki's joke and see what he had done."

No, he still didn't know why his brother had thought that a good idea.

"So the question I pose to you, class, is this: With what concept do you think history will associate you with? War? Knowledge? Beauty? What would you say if you somehow learned that people were telling stories that described you as the opposite of what you truly were?"
[identity profile] toteshammered.livejournal.com
As the students entered the classroom, they'd see Thor standing at the front in full Asgardian armor. Yes, he did possess 'civilian' clothing, but as this was the commencement of classes, he felt the formal dress was required. "GREETINGS, MIDGARDIAN YOUNGSTERS!" Yeah, dozing off in this class would be difficult. Get used to the capslock. "...And those from other realms as well!" Thor added cheerfully, after a brief pause. "I am Thor, and I shall be your... I believe the term is 'professor' for the next seven weeks.

"I tried to make the class title as self-explanatory as possible, but for those who require further clarification..." he pointed to the whiteboard, upon which was sketched a drawing of Yggdrasil, with the various realms labelled. "I hail from a realm called Asgard. This world upon which we now stand is known to my people as Midgard. My race is long-lived compared to those who dwell here, so much so that certain of the ancient peoples of this realm began to regard us as gods, and as the tales of our exploits were told and retold, gradually they became what you would consider 'myths'. As you may imagine, not all of these tales remained fully faithful to the original, and that is what we shall be discussing within this class!" Thor grinned. "That is, the difference between the tale as recorded in Midgardian literature, and the true story as it happened to myself or someone I know!

"As this is the first class, I am given to understand that introductions are appropriate! So please recite your name, age, and a myth you are particularly fond of. It need not be a Norse myth, if you are unfamiliar! And if you do not know any myths," he shrugged. "That is of no matter! By the time this course is finished you shall know SEVERAL!"

After the introductions had finished, Thor spoke up once again: "And if you should require additional assistance, I have teaching assistants who would gladly offer that assistance! Darcy Lewis and Loki Laufeyson!" Yep. You've just been voluntold, you two. Enjoy that. And hey, he didn't even stumble awkwardly over Loki's last name.

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