fandomhigh | Tuesday, June 25th, 2024

Tuesday, June 25th, 2024

There were no cloches waiting on the counter in front of Summer this week. Was that a good thing? Should you be worried? If you were asking yourself either of those questions, then Summer would feel like her work here was truly done. However, according to the schedule, her work here was definitely not done, as there was still one last class, and so....

"Thank you all," she said, "for going on this weird banana journey with me. By now, I'm hoping you've all had some newfound knowledge and respect for all the weird shit people used to do to bananas...and probably still do to this very day!...and that maybe you've been inspired to do some weird shit to bananas....in the kitchen, this is absolutely not that kind of class...yourself.

"On that note, I would like to divert your attention to this page I've copied out for you from a 1955's cookbook from Michigan. It's going to be difficult, but please ignore the enticing prune recipes on the bottom, because we're going to focus, naturally, on the suggested variations for baked bananas today instead. Because I'd like you all to pick one to make and try and share with the others for yourself.

"You can deviate from the suggestions, of course, especially since some of these are honestly not that bad, and if you've got an idea to really impress us with your What-the-Fuckery, I'd love to see it. So you can play it safe, you can go a little more extreme, or you can make your own unholy baked banana concoction, but the point is to find one that speaks to you and then see how it goes.

"Pretty simple, but honestly? A good way to close out the class, if you ask me. Take a few minutes to look over the suggestions, get inspired, and then we'll get to baking some bananas."

carbsliftthespirit

The students would have received a message today asking them to meet at Pizza Planet in town, where they would find everything set up for them to assemble their own pizzas, with a ~~moddable~~ variety of toppings and even some different sauces like pesto or a white sauce.

"I thought for our last class, we could cook the pizzas in a proper pizza oven," Raiden said. "And then, of course, you can eat them! Like a pizza party! Try out whatever you want, go wild, have fun! Pizza is an endlessly customizable art form, after all."

unusual_sith

"Welcome to our final class this term," Lana greeted them, "although I will be continuing this next term, if you're interested in more traveling." She nodded to Arden ~~assuming she's there~~. "Today, we're visiting the largest city in the country Fandom sits next to - New York City. New York is both a city and a state, and the city isn't even the capital of the state, which seems a bit odd, but that's Earth naming conventions for you."

She took them through the portal into a park. "Since we hardly have time to see even a fraction of it, as with Tokyo I've selected one place." Which had been recommended to her, thank you, Atton. "This is The High Line, a park that local residents built to keep the rail lines here from being demolished. In addition to the view," which was very nice, "you'll find art installations around, food vendors, plants, and plenty of room to enjoy it all. Please have fun and be back here in an hour. Oh, and I should warn you, unfortunately climbing things is against the rules here." Because some of you probably needed the warning.

sith_happened

The only way to discover if you've learned anything is to test you," Anakin said, getting rid of his Jedi robes and hopping into the boxing ring that had been programmed into the Danger Shop. "So we've programmed increasingly difficult opponents for you to fight."

From an ancient game called "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out." This would go well.

Just ignore the popcorn Ahsoka had gotten from somewhere. "Master Skywalker will demonstrate the basic concept."

Anakin finished taping up his hands and put on the gloves. "Honestly, if you can't defeat Glass Joe yet, you have not been paying attention."

Ahsoka made a noise of agreement as she chewed on her popcorn.

"And make Master Tano share her snacks after you're finished," Anakin said, firing up the program and sending Glass Joe flying across the ring with one punch.

Had Ahsoka brought enough for everyone? Only time would tell.

sailor_meshi

"So, as you know, we've been practicin' cookin' here in the Danger Shop, but then eatin' the real things I prepared beforehand, but the point of the class is for you get a handle on preparin' things for real. And while I think you could all handle the dungeon okay, there's just not time for us to get there, have you hunt and harvest everythin', and then still cook it all in an hour. So I've hunted and gathered for you to make sure you'd have proper ingredients. However, I wasn't gonna collect so much that everyone could have their pick of anythin', because that would just lead to a lot of--" Well, he couldn't say food waste, not with Raiden there "--unexpected pressure on a coupla different parts of the dungeon. So, everybody's gonna draw lots. Your lot will tell you whether you get the chicken or the snake half of the basilisk, which is the center of today's dish, and two other dungeon ingredients. Get into the dungeon, hunt, harvest, and prep your ingredients, and then exit the sim and get to the kitchens that'll have the prepared ingredients you were given. Use those and anything else you can find in the kitchen area to make us something delicious!"

endsthegame

"It is customary for us to do at least one class every half-semester that equates to 'free space' on the bingo card," Ender said wryly, "And after such an uneventful half-a-summer, it feels only right that it be this final class."

He stretched his legs out.

"How do you look back on the discussions we've had?" he said. "Or is there something we haven't discussed that you hoped we would have? Is there something else you'd like to throw into the group that you think we should all talk about? I leave it up to you."

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