Tuesday, June 1st, 2021

grayskollar: (Adora: is *this* a meme)
[personal profile] grayskollar
Aphra was not at the front of class today because reasons. Reasons that involved all of the House of Ill Repute's doors refusing to work. But never dear, for she had found a substitute!

A very, very confused substitute who had no idea why Aphra kept doing this to her.

"Today you're doing 'Dumb Baby Jedi Hair'," Adora read off the email. "'Plus beads for anyone without hair. Also take holos.'"

Hopefully that made sense to someone.
hashtag_chocobro: (arms crossed amused)
[personal profile] hashtag_chocobro
"Heeeeey, there, everyone!" It was not Summer at the front of the classroom that week, but, instead, Prompto, grinning broadly and doing a poor job as usual of standing still where he was. "Sooooo, Summer couldn't make it in today, she says she'd not feeling very well, so she's asked me to come substitute for her!"

Was Prompto feeing stupid proud that he'd been selected for this task over, say, Ignis and Dr. Lecter (or even Nina!), who were actual teachers that taught on the subject of cooking before and were right there in the class?

Yes. Yes, he was.

Should he?

Considering the context of the class, probably not. But, considering the context of the class, he really was the best choice, and there really shouldn't be any surprise in a second as to exactly why he'd been tagged for the position.

"So I'm pretty sure most of you in this class know me," even the most unfamiliar face he recognized from the party this weekend! "Soooooo I'm pretty sure you can guess what today's class is going to be all about, and that is..." He sang out a little fanfare before very dramatically pulling away the cloth that had been covering something on the head station, revealing a carefully balanced tower of Cup NoodleTM and other (inferior) instant ramen products. "Ramen< baaay-beeee!

"Now," he continued with an excited grin, "since I am not a cook by, like, any stretch of the imagination, we're not so much doing recipes this week like Summer would do, but, instead, she wanted to use this week as a way to see you guys stretch your imaginations and try to create something either truly weird or wonderful or both, featuring the noodles in these ramen products! She also said....hold on, what exactly was it?" Prompto slipped his phone out of his pocket so he could scroll down to the exact message and read out: "Tell them not to just make enhanced ramen or whatever. They have to be creative! Tell them that the weirdness of what they make directly effect how bad next week is, and no, I will not clarify on that.'"

So Prompto just sort of shrugged. "So she wants you guys to get weird with it, it sounds like, or at least not just, you know, make ramen out of it. She did however, send me two recipes, one for a ramen taco and one for chocolate peanut butter ramen bars if you need some inspiration or can't think of anything else to make, so if you want, I've got those printed out for you. And, not gonna lie, if anyone does try those peanut butter bars, I think you might just be my new hero.

"So, I guess that's it, guys! Have at the ramen, let's see what you come up with, we'll give it a try at the end of class and send Summer loads of pictures and videos to show her what she's missing out on!"
sake_shinigami: (simple talking)
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The weather, it would seem, continued to be rather cooperative, so it looked like another late morning in the park talking about poetry! Or possibly just napping. Napping was the haiku of the slumbeirng world.

...Shunsui needed to remember that, that was actually a pretty good line that he was absolutely using in a poem later on.

Anyway! When his tiny little class was gathered in the usual spot, he gave them his usual sleepy smile and began:

"Harusame ni ôakubi suru bijin kana...

Spring rain
A pretty girl
yawns.


"While this particular poem does not follow the syllabic beats one comes to expect out of a traditional haiku, there is no denying that this little snippet from Kobayashi Issa, one of my favorites of the great Japanese haikuists, is still very much in the same spirit ♥. Issa, who chose his pen name because it loosely translated into 'A Single Cup of Tea,' and thus the reason why we are tea-exclusive in our beverage selection today, did a whole series of poems starting with the concept of spring rain and the activities that could occur therein, from this lovely little portrait of a sleepy young woman to a wife with coins in her sleeves, presumably on the way to market, to a child teaching a cat to dance and a flock of ducks being terribly noisy because they had yet to be fed ♥. He tended to use a wry sense of humor in the format's attention to details, as well as simplicity. He grew up in a farming family and was sent to Tokyo to pursue his writing, married three times, was a Buddhist monk and artist," with a nod of deference to Astrid-chan, "and has written over 20,000 poems, with a popularity that puts him right on par with Bashō from last week ♥. A few highlights:

"don't kill that fly
it is making a prayer to you
by rubbing its hands and feet

ducks bobbing on water—
are they also, tonight
hoping to get lucky

having slept
the cat gets up yawns, goes out
to make love


Was it any surprise why Shunsui might have been partial to choosing those last two? But he grinned a little as he added, "And now, ​a personal favorite:

Writing shit about new snow
for the rich
is not art.


"Now, of course," he continued with a faint chuckle, "it was not all fun and games and humor to Issa-san, either. Take, for example, the following poem

"This dewdrop world --
Is a dewdrop world,
And yet, and yet . . .


"...written in response to the death of his first born child when she was but two and a half years old. Whether dealing in the simple pleasures that bring life or reflecting on the sad inevitability of death, his wit and brevity encompassed exactly the appeal in the art of the haiku and established his footing as one of the greats.

"Now, of course, we can discuss some of the works of Koayashi Issa, as we've discussed or perhaps if you know a few, or I can offer a few more, and then, I would like us to perhaps use Issa-san's sense of humor in our own work today as we try to create our own. How's that sound, ducklings, mmmm ♥?"
but_mostly_america: (podium)
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As was his habit, Sam was positioned behind the podium in the classroom, waiting for class to begin. The flag behind him was definitely larger this week.

At precisely the scheduled time he began to speak. “Good morning, students! Today we will be discussing a very important topic. Flags! There will be a quiz!” There would not be a quiz. Sam was a Muppet. Something would happen to prevent his plans. Something always did. Often that something was Beaker.

“So I, Sam Eagle, proudly present A Salute to All Flags but Mostly America’s!” Sam gestured with one wing to the overly large flag behind him on the wall before turning to face it with a wing held to his chest. “The Stars and Stripes! The Star-Spangled Banner!” Where was that music coming from? “The epitome of national flags.”

He turned back to face the students and picked up a projector remote. Of course there was a projector. He needed it so there it was. That was how props worked!

“Of course, the American flag is superior, being American. Our nearest neighbors’ flags cannot compare. Have you seen Canada’s flag?” The flag currently being projected on the screen. “It has only two colors and a picture of a leaf. Absurd! Mexico does much better! Mexico’s flag has more colors and an eagle! A golden eagle, not be mistaken for the more majestic and superior American bald eagle.”

“But enough about other countries! Let us discuss state flags!” Sam hit a button to begin a Powerpoint presentation, in alphabetical order, on the state flags.

Sam will now give opinions on all 50 flags )
“That concludes my lecture!”

Was anyone still awake?
flourish_or_perish: ([an] girl with a gun)
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Today, students would find that class was taking place at the shooting range. Did you think there wouldn't be at least one class set here? That was silly of you.

"It's important to be an accurate shot, in our line of work," Faye greeted the class. Did she have a rifle that didn't belong to her casually positioned behind her back? Maybe. Look, she just wanted to try it, okay? As a treat.

At least it wasn't actually stolen, okay?

"There's a mix of projectile weapons," Din said, helmet tilting toward Faye. "And blasters. Same rules apply for both. Your finger is not on the trigger until you are firing, you never point a weapon at someone unless you mean to use it on them... Got it?"

"Treat them all like they're loaded, even if they're not," Faye added cheerily. "That way, you're never surprised. And if you're a person who uses a melee weapon...like, fine, but you'll want something ranged, too." Because swords and knives and stuff were fun, sure, but it was a lot better in her opinion to shoot someone before they ever even realized you had a gun.

"Those are for up close and usually quieter," Din added thoughtfully. "If anyone needs to learn it, we can come up with a lesson plan."

Or you could see him demonstrate with a spear.

Faye was giving him the confused look one might expect when faced with the words lesson plan.

"Sure," she said generously. "We have targets set up for you -- we're not keeping score or anything, but you'll want to practice not only headshots, but also non-lethal injuries. There's an art to taking out a knee to prevent running, but ensuring you still turn in a breathing bounty."

Because sometimes dead bodies just weren't worth as much.
what_the_shock: (science!)
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Miguel hopped up on a table at one side of the lab. "I haven't heard any horror stories of anybody driving their hoverbikes through the town like speed demons, and I think you should know I'm disappointed with you all." He glanced around the room. "Okay, except for you, Beaker. I haven't heard of any hoverbikes exploding, so I'm proud of you."

He brought up a tablet and pressed a few buttons, calling up some new items in the lab. "This week, we're working on holoart." Hey, he knew his audience. "You've each got a control board; play with it and go to town." He hopped down to pick up a pencil-like extension. "This will draw or alter what's there." He tapped a section on the board. "This gets you your tools. Over here," he pushed a button on the other side, "are your previously loaded images. Thank my brother for them."

He stood back and waved them toward the consoles. "When you're done, we can save them to a card and you can take them home with you."

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