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Humanoid Health and First Aid, Wednesday, Period 1
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deaddadsclub"Poisons," Cristina said at the top of class. "They're literally everywhere. There's even a store on this island named for them, so if you all don't already know at least some of what I'm about to teach you already, you're stupider than I thought." Didn't you guys miss her last week? "But reviewing the basics never hurts, so let's get this show on the road, shall we?"
The Danger Shop was once again programmed to resemble a classroom, and the lighting dimmed obligingly as Cristina projected a website onto the whiteboard. "This is the website for National Capital Poison Control, the DC area nonprofit poison control center. You can find a lot of how-to guides for accidental poisonings on here, and you can also find contact information for someone to walk you through how to handle an accidental poisoning. There are literally dozens of other websites and associations like this one all over the world, because people are stupid and children specifically are even stupider. If, for instance, you or any of your friends decide that it'd be really awesome to do the Tide Pod Challenge for real, this site is going to be your friend.
( Poooooooooooooisoooooooooooon )
Cristina clapped her hands and looked over the class. "Now that that's all covered, let's see how you all do actually putting these techniques into action." Three holographic victims appeared, all in various states of poisoned distress. "Pair up and pick a victim. Use the poison control's substance guide to help you figure out the best treatment, and use the phone on the wall up here if you decide to call for professional medical care, so you don't end up bothering actual 911 or poison control operators with a fake emergency. And have fun! You're saving imaginary lives here, people!"
The Danger Shop was once again programmed to resemble a classroom, and the lighting dimmed obligingly as Cristina projected a website onto the whiteboard. "This is the website for National Capital Poison Control, the DC area nonprofit poison control center. You can find a lot of how-to guides for accidental poisonings on here, and you can also find contact information for someone to walk you through how to handle an accidental poisoning. There are literally dozens of other websites and associations like this one all over the world, because people are stupid and children specifically are even stupider. If, for instance, you or any of your friends decide that it'd be really awesome to do the Tide Pod Challenge for real, this site is going to be your friend.
( Poooooooooooooisoooooooooooon )
Cristina clapped her hands and looked over the class. "Now that that's all covered, let's see how you all do actually putting these techniques into action." Three holographic victims appeared, all in various states of poisoned distress. "Pair up and pick a victim. Use the poison control's substance guide to help you figure out the best treatment, and use the phone on the wall up here if you decide to call for professional medical care, so you don't end up bothering actual 911 or poison control operators with a fake emergency. And have fun! You're saving imaginary lives here, people!"