School Announcements, April 19
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 06:28 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
The announcements do not come this early in the morning just to annoy Peter Parker. Really.
"Good morning. On this date in 1904, fires destroyed much of Toronto. Historical evidence that three dead trolls in a baggie had anything to do with it has thus far proved entirely inconclusive.
"Plumbing continues to be an issue on the school grounds, so please remember to jiggle the flush levers on the toilets to prevent them from running. Two toilets have already run all the way to the mainland, and we would like to minimize the amount of plumbing that needs to be replaced. Should you encounter a toilet running in the hall, or anywhere on campus, please attempt to jiggle the lever to stop it, then alert the administration so that we can ensure it is returned to its proper place. Thank you."
[OOC: Running toilets courtesy of
psycho_jackass. Suggestions, as always, will be welcomed and cultivated, and pruned as necessary to ensure healthy growth.]
"Good morning. On this date in 1904, fires destroyed much of Toronto. Historical evidence that three dead trolls in a baggie had anything to do with it has thus far proved entirely inconclusive.
"Plumbing continues to be an issue on the school grounds, so please remember to jiggle the flush levers on the toilets to prevent them from running. Two toilets have already run all the way to the mainland, and we would like to minimize the amount of plumbing that needs to be replaced. Should you encounter a toilet running in the hall, or anywhere on campus, please attempt to jiggle the lever to stop it, then alert the administration so that we can ensure it is returned to its proper place. Thank you."
[OOC: Running toilets courtesy of
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