Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

[identity profile] overlord-zordon.livejournal.com
The announcements do not come this early in the morning just to annoy Peter Parker. Really.

"Good morning. On this date in 1904, fires destroyed much of Toronto. Historical evidence that three dead trolls in a baggie had anything to do with it has thus far proved entirely inconclusive.

"Plumbing continues to be an issue on the school grounds, so please remember to jiggle the flush levers on the toilets to prevent them from running. Two toilets have already run all the way to the mainland, and we would like to minimize the amount of plumbing that needs to be replaced. Should you encounter a toilet running in the hall, or anywhere on campus, please attempt to jiggle the lever to stop it, then alert the administration so that we can ensure it is returned to its proper place. Thank you."

[OOC: Running toilets courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] psycho_jackass. Suggestions, as always, will be welcomed and cultivated, and pruned as necessary to ensure healthy growth.]

Shop Class: [4/19]

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 09:14 am
[identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com
When the students enter the shop class today they'll see that it has been turned into a Moobyland Restaurant. Coffee and Egg McMooby Muffins are available for everyone to partake of.

They'll also see that Mac has returned and is sans crutches and cast and looking mighty chipper.

Good morning everyone! )

(no subject)

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 10:02 am
[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/
The Chef is remarkably Das Schnitzel-less today. He looks sort of sad and frustrated. But the Chef isn't the type to keep things in. In fact, he was telling everyone what was wrong with them as soon as they walked into the door.

Des Schneetzel und I hed a luvers qooerrell lest neeght. It infulfed tudey's loonch. It seems she-a hes sumetheeng egeeenst me-a serfeeng fetteecooni elffredu. Epperently sumetheeng heppened tu her in Germuny invulveeng it. I veell serfe-a vhet I vunt und nu cheeckee veell stup me-a!

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Fettooceeni Elffredu

-Seled

-Speghettee (lefft oofer frum yesterdey)

-Jellu
[identity profile] autolycus-kot.livejournal.com
"Hey kids ready for finals? Now this video contains information that will be vital for your final exam. So pay attention."


Class Roster

[ooc: OCD threads coming are up.]
[identity profile] autolycus-kot.livejournal.com
Autolycus gives the exact same speech and shows the exact same video to the studio art class as the history of art class.

Interesting that.


Class Roster

[ooc: OCD threads coming are up.]
[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com
After hearing today's announcement, Josh had taken the precaution of closing the classroom door after the government students had arrived.

Running toilets were just a little much.

"Okay, first of all, your final exam will be next Friday, April 28, so start your flailing early and avoid the rush." He kicked his feet onto his desk. "Today, we talk about the electoral college."

He gestured to a map on the board. "Every state and the District of Columbia is worth a certain number of electoral votes, which are used--rather than a straight popular vote--to determine who becomes President. A state's electoral vote number is the combination of the number of representatives it has in Congress added to its two Senators. Every state, therefore, has at least 3 electoral votes. California, with the most population, has 55 electoral votes.

"There are 538 electoral votes up for grabs--you need at least 270 of them to become President. In the history of the United States there have been four elections where the person who became President didn't also win the popular vote--1824, 1876, 1888 and 2000."

Josh scrubbed his hands through his hair. "There is always someone trying to abolish the electoral college, and the debate both for and against it have been raging since roughly 1824. Proponents say that it requires candidates to spend time in states that they'd normally avoid--Iowa, for instance, or Michigan--and tailor their message to the entire country rather than focussing exclusively on California, Texas, and Florida, where the population is. Opponents say that with a winner-take-all distribution of electoral college votes--a candidate can win a state by 40 votes and still get all of the electoral votes--it disenfranchises the voters who cast ballots for the other guy." He gestured lazily at the class. "What do you think?"
[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com
"Your exam might be next week, but we still have most of the 20th Century to cover," Josh said, "so strap yourselves in and prepare to take notes."

He pointed at the board where he had scrawled World War II, then back at the class. "Because the first one just wasn't enough."

Josh then proceeded to whip the class through Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Eisenhower, Pearl Harbor, Midway, D-Day, FDR, Truman, dropping a couple of nuclear bombs on Japan and the lasting legacy of the Holocaust in an hour.

He looked pretty impressed with himself.

"One question for you all, then feel free to discuss what you think the lasting importance of World War II was--if Japan bombed Pearl Harbor, why did the United States first enter World War II in the European Theater, rather than the Pacific?"

Library is Open, 4-19

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 12:10 pm
swerval_zero: (where the books live)
[personal profile] swerval_zero
Zero, looking...not really better than before, but trying to (the ace bandage on her wrist is gone) opens the library, sits down at the computer, and starts last-minute e-mailing people about her trip home.
[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com
On their desks, students will find copies of articles.

"What can you tell me about these articles, aside from the obvious?" Rita asked. "The wording, the style - how does it affect the way the reader will view the work?"

[And remember you have until FRIDAY to get interview info in]
[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com
On their desks, students will find copies of an article.

"What can you tell me about this?" Rita asked simply. "I just want to hear what you, as readers of this journalistic work, think."

ooc )
[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com
On their desks, students will find a copy of an article.

"Do you think is an ethical piece of media?" Rita said thoughtfully from the head of the classroom. "Obviously, it's satirical. But what if someone were to read this as a serious piece of news? Could there be consequences from that?"

ooc )
[identity profile] dr-tommy.livejournal.com
"Okay, guys... today?" Tommy grins, and absolutely does not snicker or glance at the classroom loudspeaker. "I want you to come up with a theory as to how the tyrannosaurus, mastodon, saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl, and triceratops could have all co-existed. Bonus points for telling me which colour you associate with each of those."

Near the end of the class period, he adds, "for extra credit, see if you can find something prehistoric in the woods, and bring it to class on Monday."

[ooc: idea for class swiped from [livejournal.com profile] swerval_zero.]
[identity profile] dr-tommy.livejournal.com
There are several giant robots.

"If everyone could find the Zord that matches the schematics I assigned you at a totally handwavey point last week since class was cancelled last week, I'd like you to get in the cockpit and start experimenting with the controls. Remember- nothing you do will cause any lasting damage, as this is just a simulation, so don't worry."

Speech Comm

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 04:47 pm
[identity profile] prof-cregg.livejournal.com
401--5th period

Ready to go live? Upload your webpages and tweak what you need. Presentations on Monday. It's the home stretch, gang.

[[sorry it's so late. if you want to hear all about bell hooks and how she finished my thesis for me, just ask. *glee*]]
[identity profile] dorky-broots.livejournal.com
Broots is sleepy. Very sleep.

"Beginners, I'm sure there are topics you would like to have explained more in depth, today is question hour. Ask anything, I'll do my best to explain it. And yeah, you know, math related and would be beneficial for your final.

Intermediate, work on your projects or join in the question hour."
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[personal profile] romanywitch
"Today I'd like you guys to update me on the research you've done for your projects." Jenny glanced around the room. "And if you haven't chosen a final project, then we need to talk. Stat."
[identity profile] fandom-sub.livejournal.com
"Following up on Monday's class, today we're talking about Newton's Second Law." Bugs spun the white board the around again, revealing the following text:

The acceleration of an object as produced by a net force is directly proportional to the magnitude of the net force, in the same direction as the net force, and inversely proportional to the mass of the object.

"This is usually summed up with the equation F = m * a." Bugs spun the board around in the other direction, revealing the equation. "Force equals mass times acceleration. So! If you take a church..." Bugs reached behind his back and pulled a small model of a church out of seemingly nowhere. "...and you make it accelerate..." He pulled a small rocket out of the same nowhere and strapped it to the model church. A match came from nowhere as well. He lit it, lit the fuse, and after a few moments the model church was zooming around the room. "...suddenly you have telekeneticsis and wear robes."

Bugs let that one sink in.

He then raised an eyebrow and a carrot lifted off his desk and hovered over to him. "Any questions, docs?" he asked while chomping on his carrot.
[identity profile] notavegetarian.livejournal.com
Today, Zhaan is clothed neatly in grey robes, the bunny slippers perched happily on her toes.

"I'll be handing back your exams, children. You all did extremely well." She smiled, "And I also expect you to hand in your homework on plants in stories."

Shuffling her papers, she tilted her head, "There is no further lecture today. If you have any questions about the exam, please feel free to ask them."

strongestgirl )

sea_incarnadine )

sharon_valeri )

walter_n_wires )

[Sorry for the lateness, Bones was extra squeeful, and then I started dinner...]

Anthropology

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 10:20 pm
[identity profile] the-ascended.livejournal.com
Daniel is looking a bit overtired today, as he cradles his coffee protectively.

"Okay, non-kinship based social groups. We have age grades and age sets, gender based groups and groups based on common interests. Can you think why these form, and give me any examples?"

Celtic Studies (04/19)

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 11:20 pm
[identity profile] godinakilt.livejournal.com
He finally managed to get this lesson together, after going through several copies of various books of poetry. What the mimoths could possibly need with that much shredded paper, he would never know. "Today we'll begin our unit on Scottish poetry. Pay attention."

He went on to lecture on the two different classes of poets and bards, the traditional bardic clans, and then went on to outline the rann direach - precise/exact verse - in depressingly minute detail. He listed every one of the numerous technical elements to the perfect poem, including the number of syllables, assonance, chiming, internal rhyme schemes, even the classes of the vowels. Even the most diligent of students' eyes would glaze over somewhere before the third example.

The mun knows she did.

[[Sorry for the late. Time ran away from me. No OCD threads today. Feel free to nap through class, although Cammie might take it personally.]]

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