http://abetterthief.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] abetterthief.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-07-06 02:20 am
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Art Appreciation and Protection (7/6)

“Welcome, class, to Art Appreciation and Protection.”

Sophie had thought of the idea for this class the semester before, when she’d still been obsessing over the second David. Today, at least, she could re-live the more successful aspect of the job.

“This class will be only a short overview of various Earth artworks, and the methods used at this time to protect and preserve them. For more in-depth art criticism and more broad knowledge, a longer course would be necessary. I don't hold a degree in art-- I'm an actress by trade, and taught the acting workshop earlier this summer-- but I have loved and participated in the preservation of artworks for the last ten years." By putting them where no one else could steal them. "I think, however, that we have time this summer to get the basics.”

“For instance.” She hit the button on the Danger Shop remote, and smiled, as a photo of the Michelangelo David appeared on the screen. “Michelangelo’s David. Perhaps the most famous statue in the world. Sculpted between 1501 and 1504, commissioned by the city of Florence. A symbol of strength, youth, and beauty; thought to be the epitome of Renaissance sculpture. Unlike many of the previous depictions of Davids, this one is 'peaceful' -- it does not show him in act of killing Goliath, his most famous act. The Digital Michelangelo Project has scanned the statue in an one attempt to preserve the statue for posterity; being able to reproduce it at will is one way to ensure the survival of the art, even if it is separate from the original work.

"Another way is of course, copies. Like all sculptors, Michelangelo made small-scale models, what is known as ‘mercats’ first. He famously made two models, clay fired, then bronzed, identical. Over the last four hundred years they’ve been stolen, lost, re-found, sold, dozens of times. The second David was stolen from the Vatican ten years ago and has never been found.” Ahem.

“The first David… well. Until recently, it was in the hands of private collector, a Mr. Ian Blackpoole.”

Another touch of the button, and they were standing inside a garden party, with food, fountains, and patrons of a museum milling around.

"Inside that door--" Sophie pointed. "Is Mr. Blackpoole's private art gallery. The first David is kept within a climate-controlled vault with:

* a fingerprint key access
* two guards watching the cameras of the gallery outside the room
* a laser grid on the floor which re-sets every five minutes-- not enough time to get across the room and take back the David
* infrared body-heat sensors inside the room which go off within 10 seconds, and
* a weight-detector on the statue's base."

Sophie smiled mischievously. "Your job, should you choose to accept it, is to see if Mr. Blackpoole has spent enough money to safeguard this $8 million dollar statue. Or to act as one of the private guards at this party in order to thwart a theft."

Re: Caper! - Work alone or in pairs to break into the vault!

[identity profile] gods-gymnast.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
And Maron was pretty confident in her ability to distract the guards.

"Better guards," she agreed. "Not that it'd make much of a difference, really. They're so complicated that all of this just makes it harder for them because once you figure your way around it, they're shocked and likely to freeze."

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[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Or they'll be stupid and trust all th'other stuff to do their job for 'em," George said. He pondered that for a moment. "Actually t'wouldn't mind that terribly much."

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[identity profile] gods-gymnast.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Maron laughed.

"We can appreciate their lazy thinking even while we criticize it?"

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[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"T'would be because we're terribly talented, Maron," George said with a grin.

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[identity profile] gods-gymnast.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'll let you take the credit," she said teasingly. "As people would never believe it of me."

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[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
He glanced her over, more assessing than checking her out for once. "Only if they be not payin' attention," he said quietly.

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[identity profile] gods-gymnast.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
One eye slid shut in a wink. "I find most don't," she said easily. "Which is lucky for me."

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[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucky her. George couldn't actually believe he was wishing just a little he'd been a lass.

"Very," he agreed easily. "Odd how they don' pay attention to anythin' important."

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[identity profile] gods-gymnast.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you pay attention to what's important?" she asked archly.

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[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
He'd been paying attention, but odd how that attention suddenly heightened at the question.

"Do try to, lass," he said, giving her almost a teasing half-bow. "An' yerself?"

Re: Caper! - Work alone or in pairs to break into the vault!

[identity profile] gods-gymnast.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
"That'd be telling, wouldn't it be?"

Maron was having fun, yes.

Re: Caper! - Work alone or in pairs to break into the vault!

[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
"An' you neither tell nor get caught?" He teased.

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[identity profile] gods-gymnast.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't admit to anything first conversation," she said, with a toss of her head.

Then grinned at him.

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[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
"So were I t'invite you to a second conversation?" George asked, following up immediately on the grin. "Possibly a conversation wi' pastries?"

Girls like sweet things, right?

Re: Caper! - Work alone or in pairs to break into the vault!

[identity profile] gods-gymnast.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Maron pretended to consider it, tapping her cheek as she thought. "I might," she admitted, "be amendable to a conversation with pastries."

Re: Caper! - Work alone or in pairs to break into the vault!

[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
George beamed dorkily. "Whenever you are free then, lass. Tomorrow perhaps?"

Re: Caper! - Work alone or in pairs to break into the vault!

[identity profile] gods-gymnast.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Tomorrow," she said, feeling that really this had been a very good class indeed. "Since I'd hate to keep you pining for my company."

And, you know, she had work on Thursday and class on Wednesday...

Re: Caper! - Work alone or in pairs to break into the vault!

[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
"T'would be a sorry sight indeed," George agreed. "I'd be sittin' all by m' lonesome on a roof somewhere. Pathetic really."

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[identity profile] gods-gymnast.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Pathetic," she said, "if story-book romantic."

And really, Maron could dig that sometimes.

"But it won't happen tomorrow at least!" She laughed. "Not unless you were terribly inclined to ignore the pastry and I in favor of the roof, and then I'd have to take offense."

Because really.

Re: Caper! - Work alone or in pairs to break into the vault!

[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Ank that would be altogether stupid of me," he said, grinning. "I try not t'be quite so dumb as that."

Re: Caper! - Work alone or in pairs to break into the vault!

[identity profile] gods-gymnast.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Key word being 'try'," she teased, laughing. "You try pretty well, so far."

Re: Caper! - Work alone or in pairs to break into the vault!

[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
He laughed. "Tis a gift of mine," he teased. "Least on some lucky days."