http://blackadder-nth.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] blackadder-nth.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-08-06 07:15 pm
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Retail 101, Monday morning, All and Sundries

Is Edmund drunk? Does he have a toothache? Does he just really not care about the class today? Hard to say. Regardless, he pays little to no attention to the students as they file in.

After several minutes to allow the students to get restless, he finally stood up and began to speak. "Inventory," he enunciated very carefully. "We've already discussed it. Ostensibly, you've familiarized yourselves with All and Sundries' inventory, although I have my doubts about most of you."

He rolled his eyes and swayed until he leaned against the counter in an attempt to look casual.

"Come up with an item that All and Sundries does not have in inventory that you would like to see. Then, because you're oooooh, so clever, tell me how the handsome proprietor of All and Sundries would obtain it for you. Do I need to arm wrestle a demon? Kiss a frog? Kiss the arm of a frog demon?" He swayed a little and had a sip of his... coffee.

"Shoo. Go on with you. Plot. Maim. Destroy. Come to me when you're ready."

[ooc: Edmund will be argumentative about your ideas. Expect to have to sell him on it. You may work with a partner or alone. Spend as much time as you'd like discussing it with other students, etc.]

Re: Sign in 8/7

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Looking like death warmed up with a bad dye-job, Zack signed in.
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Re: Sign in 8/7

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2006-08-07 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Jaye signs in.

Re: Sign in 8/7

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow, who had yet to hear the radio and who had assumed the entire weekend was a bad dream and dear God please someone disabuse her of this notion signed in.

Re: Sign in 8/7

[identity profile] chasingsnitches.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Cedric signs in.

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Pinching the bridge of his nose, Zack wondered if he could ask for illegally high dosages of asprin.

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow looked at Zack with concern. "You okay?"

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Alanna has a much higher alcohol tolerance than I do," Zack groaned. "I can feel my liver becoming cirrhotic."

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, I got the first sentence but not the connection to the second," Willow admitted.

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"'Alanna'," Zack made airquotes, "Decided it would be fun to drown her sorrows in Caritas's finest paintstripper. Now I'm paying the price."

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow started to look nervous. "And, um, you drank with her? That's why?"

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Only in the sense that it was my body she was drinking with," Zack said.

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"You were Alanna this weekend?" Willow asked, giving him a look that said for the love of God please say no.

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes, yes I was."

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"People were actually different people this weekend?"

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think people thought they were different people."

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh god!" Willow looked ready to panic.

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Dawn began making a list of things that would be useful to have in town:

Orb of Thessalah
Holy water fountain
Vampire section?
Shoes
Jigsaw puzzles
English-Alien dictionaries (different planets)


She tapped her pen against her lower lip in thought.

Re: Talk about the assignment

[identity profile] chasingsnitches.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Cedric has one item and one item only.

Magic wands.

Re: OOC

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-07 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Throw in a little rectal surgery and it's your best day ever?