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Retail 101, Monday morning, All and Sundries
Is Edmund drunk? Does he have a toothache? Does he just really not care about the class today? Hard to say. Regardless, he pays little to no attention to the students as they file in.
After several minutes to allow the students to get restless, he finally stood up and began to speak. "Inventory," he enunciated very carefully. "We've already discussed it. Ostensibly, you've familiarized yourselves with All and Sundries' inventory, although I have my doubts about most of you."
He rolled his eyes and swayed until he leaned against the counter in an attempt to look casual.
"Come up with an item that All and Sundries does not have in inventory that you would like to see. Then, because you're oooooh, so clever, tell me how the handsome proprietor of All and Sundries would obtain it for you. Do I need to arm wrestle a demon? Kiss a frog? Kiss the arm of a frog demon?" He swayed a little and had a sip of his... coffee.
"Shoo. Go on with you. Plot. Maim. Destroy. Come to me when you're ready."
[ooc: Edmund will be argumentative about your ideas. Expect to have to sell him on it. You may work with a partner or alone. Spend as much time as you'd like discussing it with other students, etc.]
After several minutes to allow the students to get restless, he finally stood up and began to speak. "Inventory," he enunciated very carefully. "We've already discussed it. Ostensibly, you've familiarized yourselves with All and Sundries' inventory, although I have my doubts about most of you."
He rolled his eyes and swayed until he leaned against the counter in an attempt to look casual.
"Come up with an item that All and Sundries does not have in inventory that you would like to see. Then, because you're oooooh, so clever, tell me how the handsome proprietor of All and Sundries would obtain it for you. Do I need to arm wrestle a demon? Kiss a frog? Kiss the arm of a frog demon?" He swayed a little and had a sip of his... coffee.
"Shoo. Go on with you. Plot. Maim. Destroy. Come to me when you're ready."
[ooc: Edmund will be argumentative about your ideas. Expect to have to sell him on it. You may work with a partner or alone. Spend as much time as you'd like discussing it with other students, etc.]
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Orb of Thessalah
Holy water fountain
Vampire section?
Shoes
Jigsaw puzzles
English-Alien dictionaries (different planets)
She tapped her pen against her lower lip in thought.
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Magic wands.
Well?
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Ow. Ow. Motherfrakkin' ow.