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Yukari Tanizaki ([personal profile] id_kill_him) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2024-06-24 06:18 am
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Video Games are Great!; Monday, Third Period [06/24].

"In this class," Yukari said, maintaining a cool and professional disposition despite the eagerness and excitement building within her...for the most part, "we've gone over a lot of different types of video games. I tried to hit all the classics, all the big ones, but there are still a lot of them left on the table, in the limited time we've had together. I encourage you all to get out there and enrich yourself by playing those as well. But for today, our last class, I've definitely saved the best for last. Today, we'll be exploring..."

She reached over to pluck a very large checkboard flag from wherever it was hiding in the ether and waved it around triumphantly, then lifted a whistle hanging around her neck to her lips to blow into it loudly and thus making the danger shop reveal a race car track and several sweet and entirely moddable racing cars.

"Racing games!"

Pause for maniacal laughter, which Yukari was delighting in providing just then.

"Now," she said, "racing games are probably my favorite, even if fighting games do come in a very close second, because, you see...with real cars, you have to worry about things like, oh, speed limits and traffic laws, other people, mechanical realities, the laws of physics....but in video games? The really good ones, anyway? Not so much! You can drive however you want and not be restricted by ideas like that people 'might get hurt'" her sarcastic finger quotes were accompanied with the rolling of her eyes, "or because it's 'too dangerous.' And if you don't know how to drive? That's fine, too! This is a great place to learn! So let's all take a moment and find a car we like and then it's petal to the metal as we hit the course!"

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