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Delicious in Dungeon, Tuesday, Period 6
Last week, Senshi had told the class that they were going to be covering basilisks, and hopefully they were ready to do just that as they met in the Danger Shop, once again on the second level.
Yes, there were more levels to explore, but that was just going to have to wait until the full, semester-long class. "So a basilisk," Senshi began. "First, take a chicken roughly the height of a fully-grown Tall-Man." He gestured at the whole class, even though he wasn't sure if Kamala was fully grown yet, or if she was still a youth. "And then, give it a snake for a tail. Now, I wanna be clear. I don't mean it's got the tail of a snake hangin' off its butt. Nope, I mean that protrudin' from under its tail feathers is a snake, almost like they're two creatures that were fused at the backside. And maybe that's how they started? But now they're one single creature and they breed true. If you're gonna ask me about how it works, especially biologically - don't. I know how to hunt and prepare 'em, and some information about their habits and behaviors, but how they actually function is more than I can say. Even the experts aren't sure where the dividing line between 'head' and 'tail' are, never mind folks like me."
He'd leave speculation like that to mages and monster fanboys, not that he knew Laios yet.
"Now, male basilisks have larger, brighter combs and wattles than their female counterparts do, and both sexes have a spur on the back of their claws that are attached to a venom sac - the same type of venom that the serpent produces and injects through its fangs. A bite or a kick from the spur that manages to inject even a little of the venom in your is a very dangerous emergency; their venom is very virulent, causin' hemorrhagin', paralysis, and finally death. Even takin' the venom out of the picture, the wings are strong enough to break bones, the kicks can cause internal damage and even ruptures if they land just right, and even dry bites can getcha if the fangs nick an artery or a major blood vessel. The chicken half has eyes on the side of its head like most prey animals, and have close to three hundred degrees around themselves. The snake half has its eyes facing forward, but can also sense heat and changes in the air around 'em through what's called a pit organ, found near the nostrils on the snake's head. Together, these make it very difficult to sneak up on a basilisk, because even if you can avoid the chicken's peripheral vision, the snake might still be able to sense you. And, if the chicken is sure there is danger directly in front of itself, the snake half will curl up and over the chicken's head to look forward. Basically, what I'm sayin' is that these critters are real dangerous and are probably the number one cause of death on this level. So don't go thinkin' that they're easy prey just because they look goofy."
They did look a little goofy though. As did their even more deadly cousin, the cockatrice.
"Now the best way to fight 'em is to first make yourself look as large and intimidatin' as possible. Yell, scream, bang metal together, whatever you gotta do to send a message that you're big and scary and not to be messed with. You also wanna buddy up. Just yellin' is fine by yourself if you're hopin' to scare 'em off, but if you're lookin' for a fight, you're gonna wanna have a partner. You both attack the basilisk from either side at the same time - the two brains will briefly confuse the body about what to do or where to go if they both register an attack. When the brains are figurin' out how to react and which head's impulses to listen to, that's when you finish the attack, aimin' for the brain, the eyes, or severin' the head. You can try for a stab through the chest, but the chicken side has a number of thick, insulatin' feathers, like we saw that they line the underbrush with for their eggs, and if you're not strong enough or don't have enough momentum, you can end up getting deflected off or or lodged into bone and missin' your opportunity. Which will let the body know what brain to listen to, that's for sure."
Senshi spent some more time explaining what signs to be on guard for when either trying to hunt or avoid basilisks, how they marked their territory, and their general behavior (aggressive). "All right, now, pair up and good huntin'!"
Yes, there were more levels to explore, but that was just going to have to wait until the full, semester-long class. "So a basilisk," Senshi began. "First, take a chicken roughly the height of a fully-grown Tall-Man." He gestured at the whole class, even though he wasn't sure if Kamala was fully grown yet, or if she was still a youth. "And then, give it a snake for a tail. Now, I wanna be clear. I don't mean it's got the tail of a snake hangin' off its butt. Nope, I mean that protrudin' from under its tail feathers is a snake, almost like they're two creatures that were fused at the backside. And maybe that's how they started? But now they're one single creature and they breed true. If you're gonna ask me about how it works, especially biologically - don't. I know how to hunt and prepare 'em, and some information about their habits and behaviors, but how they actually function is more than I can say. Even the experts aren't sure where the dividing line between 'head' and 'tail' are, never mind folks like me."
He'd leave speculation like that to mages and monster fanboys, not that he knew Laios yet.
"Now, male basilisks have larger, brighter combs and wattles than their female counterparts do, and both sexes have a spur on the back of their claws that are attached to a venom sac - the same type of venom that the serpent produces and injects through its fangs. A bite or a kick from the spur that manages to inject even a little of the venom in your is a very dangerous emergency; their venom is very virulent, causin' hemorrhagin', paralysis, and finally death. Even takin' the venom out of the picture, the wings are strong enough to break bones, the kicks can cause internal damage and even ruptures if they land just right, and even dry bites can getcha if the fangs nick an artery or a major blood vessel. The chicken half has eyes on the side of its head like most prey animals, and have close to three hundred degrees around themselves. The snake half has its eyes facing forward, but can also sense heat and changes in the air around 'em through what's called a pit organ, found near the nostrils on the snake's head. Together, these make it very difficult to sneak up on a basilisk, because even if you can avoid the chicken's peripheral vision, the snake might still be able to sense you. And, if the chicken is sure there is danger directly in front of itself, the snake half will curl up and over the chicken's head to look forward. Basically, what I'm sayin' is that these critters are real dangerous and are probably the number one cause of death on this level. So don't go thinkin' that they're easy prey just because they look goofy."
They did look a little goofy though. As did their even more deadly cousin, the cockatrice.
"Now the best way to fight 'em is to first make yourself look as large and intimidatin' as possible. Yell, scream, bang metal together, whatever you gotta do to send a message that you're big and scary and not to be messed with. You also wanna buddy up. Just yellin' is fine by yourself if you're hopin' to scare 'em off, but if you're lookin' for a fight, you're gonna wanna have a partner. You both attack the basilisk from either side at the same time - the two brains will briefly confuse the body about what to do or where to go if they both register an attack. When the brains are figurin' out how to react and which head's impulses to listen to, that's when you finish the attack, aimin' for the brain, the eyes, or severin' the head. You can try for a stab through the chest, but the chicken side has a number of thick, insulatin' feathers, like we saw that they line the underbrush with for their eggs, and if you're not strong enough or don't have enough momentum, you can end up getting deflected off or or lodged into bone and missin' your opportunity. Which will let the body know what brain to listen to, that's for sure."
Senshi spent some more time explaining what signs to be on guard for when either trying to hunt or avoid basilisks, how they marked their territory, and their general behavior (aggressive). "All right, now, pair up and good huntin'!"
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Listen to the Lecture
Go Basilisk Hunting
Kill it before it kills you!
(Not that you can die in a sim or that it's anything more than a fancy illusion anyway...)
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"This might be something to attack from a distance."
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"THIS IS WEIRD!"
Preparing the Meat
This was probably going to be the most graphic lesson, folks, so buckle up.
Upon bringing the basilisk back, Senshi demonstrated how to efficiently remove the heads and how to bind the feet and string the monster up to let all of the blood drain. Because of the basilisk's unique anatomy
and because I'm going off a twenty minute google deepdive, don't @ me, this allowed the blood to drain from both halves of the creature. "If you collect the blood, there are plenty of ways to use it, both in cookin' or in gardenin', but we're just gonna move ahead. Usually, when you're pluckin' a bird, the easiest method is to lower it into scaldin' water for a little over a minute, but that's not gonna work with a monster this size. So instead, we dry pluck, which isn't really fun, but you do what you gotta do. Again, usually you'd wanna keep the feathers for pillows, insulation, blankets, but that's kinda outside the scope."Once the feathers had been plucked, he removed the snake half from the chicken half, demonstrating how to skin and clean the snake and also how to process and piece the bird.
"I know this kinda thing might be shockin' to some of you, so I don't expect all of you to step up and process the whole critter. I would like to ask you to practice pluckin' it, and for those of you who would like to be more hands on, I got aprons and good knives for all of you--" not to mention everything would vanish as soon as the simulation was turned off, still, it was the principle of the matter "--but I'm not gonna make anybody handle butcherin' if they're not comfortable with it. Still, if you do eat meat, consider this a good lesson in where it comes from and the kinda labor it takes to make sure it's in a fit state for you to eat."
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He was also going to break down the entire basilisk, because of course he was, and looked like he'd be happy to assist anyone who was having the squeam about their own butchering experience.
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Still. It was gross. "Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew."
Eating
Sorry to folks who would have preferred cooking to the alternative.
"I did make some basilisk dumplings for folks to eat while we talk about our last class," he said, passing out plates of dumplings with a savory dipping sauce. "Obviously, you're gonna be expected to make a meal outta ingredients you can hunt or harvest in the dungeon. I'll explain how it works next week, but plan on having the basilisk be the heart of the dish, unless you wanna talk to me beforehand to work out somethin' else. You might wanna consider comin' up with several different ideas, because you'll all be gettin' different types and amounts of ingredients."
Try your basilisk dumplings (some all chicken half, some all snake, some a mixture of both), talk, ask questions if you have some!
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While Raiden chewed, he was brainstorming.
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"I can't eat reptiles. It's a Muslim thing."
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Talk to Senshi
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