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Delicious In Dungeon, Tuesday, Period 6
Class was meeting outside today, in no small part because Senshi had gotten lost trying to find his room and when he arrived, he realized that everything was scaled for Tall-Men and elves, neither of which he was. And if he was having trouble, he could only imagine how the half-foots and gnomes were struggling. Not just anywhere outside, they were meeting right outside the external doors that led to the cafeteria, where a number of fire-retardant mats had been spread out. Senshi was not going to ask why the school had so many fire-retardant mats, just be grateful they were there.
When the class arrived, they would be greeted by a short, stocky man, about 4'7, with a long, and magnificent black beard and head of hair that poured over his chest and back, from below his helmet, and a glorious black mustache that poked out above it. He was also carrying a huge bag of supplies on his back, that clanked with his every movement. His muscular build was reflected in the ease with which he carried it.
"Greetings," he said gruffly, hoping that the sign (complete with crude map) he put on the door of the classroom had caught everybody and sent them out here. "I'm Senshi of Izganda, your instructor for Delicious in Dungeon. I still don't really know how I got here or how everything was all set up for me, but I do know my stuff, and part of that stuff is survivin' and thrivin' in a dungeon, where the only things to eat are the flora and fauna that you can forage for - and that means monsters, for the fauna, and even some of the flora, too. I know that this class billed itself as goin' down into the dungeons to hunt monsters and cookin' 'em up, but I don't know if that's the safest thing to do with a buncha youngin's, and that's assuming I can even find my dungeon again."
Sorry, oh, everybody in the class. Senshi had no idea how to tell Tall-Men ages and, considering this was a school, was just operating under the assumption that everyone was a child until told otherwise.
"But while I'm figurin' that out, we still got a class. I've been told that the first week of class is usually introductions, so we're gonna do that, but I can't imagine that's gonna take the whole time, so I've got some other things to focus on that'll also help us for our time goin' forward.
"First of all, when you're in a dungeon, you're rarely gonna have a fancy kitchen to cook in. Sometimes you do, and that's great, but usually it's just you and the fire that you can build. There are ways to get creative with cookin' over a fire - for example, I always have a metal grill I carry with me, so if I find something enclosed that I can set a fire in, I've got a grill handy to cook over - but the first thing you've got to know is how to build a fire." At that, his hands went onto his hips. "Now, I do have one rule in my class - no magic. You're here to learn how to do things by hand. I can't stop you if you run around lighting fires with magic the whole rest of the time, but I've seen too many casters end up at the resurrectionists because they ran out of magic and froze to death because they didn't know how to build a proper fire by hand."
And he wasn't going to let these youngin's learn bad habits in his class.
"Once we finish buildin' fires and a coupla different types of useful cookin' setups, we're all gonna prepare a little meal over 'em, and once we've finished cookin', we'll do the introductions."
When the class arrived, they would be greeted by a short, stocky man, about 4'7, with a long, and magnificent black beard and head of hair that poured over his chest and back, from below his helmet, and a glorious black mustache that poked out above it. He was also carrying a huge bag of supplies on his back, that clanked with his every movement. His muscular build was reflected in the ease with which he carried it.
"Greetings," he said gruffly, hoping that the sign (complete with crude map) he put on the door of the classroom had caught everybody and sent them out here. "I'm Senshi of Izganda, your instructor for Delicious in Dungeon. I still don't really know how I got here or how everything was all set up for me, but I do know my stuff, and part of that stuff is survivin' and thrivin' in a dungeon, where the only things to eat are the flora and fauna that you can forage for - and that means monsters, for the fauna, and even some of the flora, too. I know that this class billed itself as goin' down into the dungeons to hunt monsters and cookin' 'em up, but I don't know if that's the safest thing to do with a buncha youngin's, and that's assuming I can even find my dungeon again."
Sorry, oh, everybody in the class. Senshi had no idea how to tell Tall-Men ages and, considering this was a school, was just operating under the assumption that everyone was a child until told otherwise.
"But while I'm figurin' that out, we still got a class. I've been told that the first week of class is usually introductions, so we're gonna do that, but I can't imagine that's gonna take the whole time, so I've got some other things to focus on that'll also help us for our time goin' forward.
"First of all, when you're in a dungeon, you're rarely gonna have a fancy kitchen to cook in. Sometimes you do, and that's great, but usually it's just you and the fire that you can build. There are ways to get creative with cookin' over a fire - for example, I always have a metal grill I carry with me, so if I find something enclosed that I can set a fire in, I've got a grill handy to cook over - but the first thing you've got to know is how to build a fire." At that, his hands went onto his hips. "Now, I do have one rule in my class - no magic. You're here to learn how to do things by hand. I can't stop you if you run around lighting fires with magic the whole rest of the time, but I've seen too many casters end up at the resurrectionists because they ran out of magic and froze to death because they didn't know how to build a proper fire by hand."
And he wasn't going to let these youngin's learn bad habits in his class.
"Once we finish buildin' fires and a coupla different types of useful cookin' setups, we're all gonna prepare a little meal over 'em, and once we've finished cookin', we'll do the introductions."
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"Okay, I'll try not to make friends of the monsters."
But if they're floofy it's going to be very hard not to try.
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"I appreciate that," he said. "Now, is there anythin' else I need to know that'll help me out as your teacher?"
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"And there is," he admitted, his smile going a little lighter, "a part of me that does rather miss this style of cooking quite often."
Not the circumstances that had lead him to it or the very real and dire conditions of the state of resources that forced him to get creative with his cooking, but that's what made this class so appealing, wasn't it? Getting to stretch those muscles without the imminent threat of demise hanging over you offered a certain sort of....relaxing quality to it....
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For a moment, he hesitated, not wanting to be rude, and then shrugged because better rude than unaddressed. "So, watchin' you, it seems like you got a good handle on things, both in the kitchen and outside, too. But is there anythin' that I can do to make things easier for you? Or better? I don't wanna push my way in and play nursemaid where it's not needed, but I also wanna make sure that I don't make things harder than they gotta be, because I didn't think of what might work best for you."
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"I pride myself," he said, "in my ability to adapt as much as I do my ability to cook, and I rather relish," shut up, "a challenge when presented to me, so my first inclination is to suggest that the best thing you could do, Senshi, is simply not to worry about it. However, I am also a practical man, so I will admit that perhaps another thing would be simply to ensure that the spaces in which we're working are relatively neat and free of clutter, perhaps with a little extra attention brought to anything that might not be so easily noticed by just scent or touch. But, overall, I'd rather you didn't concern yourself with it, as it's really hardly a concern at all."
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He nodded once, glad to have gotten that out of the way and behind them. "Eaten any monster before?"
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Give him time and some trauma and a tadpole.
"What else, what else... ah! I have ventured into The Yawning Portal as a youth for a brief foray into the dungeons therein."
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Were any of them tasty?
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"I know what you mean about looking forward to trying something new. One day I hope to get to eat a red dragon. Talk about livin'!" He needed a moment just to dream. "So what did you make, Raiden?"
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"I made a chicken bacon ranch taco bake," Raiden said, looking at it like a proud parent who couldn't wait to eat it whole. "Sort of that Cool Ranch Doritos flavor profile kind of idea, but with cheese and salsa," which he had made out of leftovers from the salad bar, "and whatnot."
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"It's a triangle-shaped chip made of corn and then covered in a delicious seasoning powder. I'll bring you some next week."
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He shrugged. "I have taken martial arts, and fought a few times, but little combat experience as such. I can use both guns and a sword, though."
Also knives, garottes, scalpels, and ropes, and he was very good at improvising weapons. But there was no need to get into that.
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