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Delicious In Dungeon, Tuesday, Period 6

Class was meeting outside today, in no small part because Senshi had gotten lost trying to find his room and when he arrived, he realized that everything was scaled for Tall-Men and elves, neither of which he was. And if he was having trouble, he could only imagine how the half-foots and gnomes were struggling. Not just anywhere outside, they were meeting right outside the external doors that led to the cafeteria, where a number of fire-retardant mats had been spread out. Senshi was not going to ask why the school had so many fire-retardant mats, just be grateful they were there.

When the class arrived, they would be greeted by a short, stocky man, about 4'7, with a long, and magnificent black beard and head of hair that poured over his chest and back, from below his helmet, and a glorious black mustache that poked out above it. He was also carrying a huge bag of supplies on his back, that clanked with his every movement. His muscular build was reflected in the ease with which he carried it.

"Greetings," he said gruffly, hoping that the sign (complete with crude map) he put on the door of the classroom had caught everybody and sent them out here. "I'm Senshi of Izganda, your instructor for Delicious in Dungeon. I still don't really know how I got here or how everything was all set up for me, but I do know my stuff, and part of that stuff is survivin' and thrivin' in a dungeon, where the only things to eat are the flora and fauna that you can forage for - and that means monsters, for the fauna, and even some of the flora, too. I know that this class billed itself as goin' down into the dungeons to hunt monsters and cookin' 'em up, but I don't know if that's the safest thing to do with a buncha youngin's, and that's assuming I can even find my dungeon again."

Sorry, oh, everybody in the class. Senshi had no idea how to tell Tall-Men ages and, considering this was a school, was just operating under the assumption that everyone was a child until told otherwise.

"But while I'm figurin' that out, we still got a class. I've been told that the first week of class is usually introductions, so we're gonna do that, but I can't imagine that's gonna take the whole time, so I've got some other things to focus on that'll also help us for our time goin' forward.

"First of all, when you're in a dungeon, you're rarely gonna have a fancy kitchen to cook in. Sometimes you do, and that's great, but usually it's just you and the fire that you can build. There are ways to get creative with cookin' over a fire - for example, I always have a metal grill I carry with me, so if I find something enclosed that I can set a fire in, I've got a grill handy to cook over - but the first thing you've got to know is how to build a fire." At that, his hands went onto his hips. "Now, I do have one rule in my class - no magic. You're here to learn how to do things by hand. I can't stop you if you run around lighting fires with magic the whole rest of the time, but I've seen too many casters end up at the resurrectionists because they ran out of magic and froze to death because they didn't know how to build a proper fire by hand."

And he wasn't going to let these youngin's learn bad habits in his class.

"Once we finish buildin' fires and a coupla different types of useful cookin' setups, we're all gonna prepare a little meal over 'em, and once we've finished cookin', we'll do the introductions."
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[personal profile] slothbabyproductions 2024-05-14 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Hi! I'm Kamala Khan. I'm not that great of a cook but I have helped my mother in the kitchen but I don't know a lot of recipes. I've never been in a dungeon but I've played a game where I pretended to be in a dungeon until my friend Bruno gave up because I kept trying to make friends with all the monsters.
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[personal profile] slothbabyproductions 2024-05-14 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
But what if she has a really high persuasion skill modifier.

"Okay, I'll try not to make friends of the monsters."

But if they're floofy it's going to be very hard not to try.
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[personal profile] slothbabyproductions 2024-05-14 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I'll be fine. I can figure it out as I go along. I've just never cooked before. My Mom has tried to teach me but nothing ever really stuck," Kamala said with a shrug. "I'll just have to see how I do and make my best effort."

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[personal profile] chef_chocobro 2024-05-14 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Ignis Scientia," Ignis offered, when it seemed a good time for him to take his turn, with a nod of his head and a faint smile in the general direction of where he figured Senshi was because a lot of this would just be a repetition of their meeting on Saturday. "I have a great deal of experience in camp cooking myself, which I suppose makes me a bit of a ringer for this class, I've even taught similar lessons during my time here as a faculty member, but there is still a great deal to learn from the perspective of other people. I also expect a great deal of inspiration for my own recipehs to come from this class, and it's always good to hone one's skills and keep them sharpened, much like your knives. I may not have as much need for camp cooking these days, but I have also learned that things can change abruptly in a startling way, so it's always good to be exceptionally prepared.

"And there is," he admitted, his smile going a little lighter, "a part of me that does rather miss this style of cooking quite often."

Not the circumstances that had lead him to it or the very real and dire conditions of the state of resources that forced him to get creative with his cooking, but that's what made this class so appealing, wasn't it? Getting to stretch those muscles without the imminent threat of demise hanging over you offered a certain sort of....relaxing quality to it....
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And now Ignis' smile was that tight, polite one, in that he could certainly understand the drive behind Senshi's inquiry, and he understood the logic and necessity of it, but, oh, how he did despise this discussion whenever it came up. He'd learned over the years to handle it with grace and dignity, no matter how much it felt like the very nature of it was trying to deprive him of that, and just lightly waved his hand dismissively.

"I pride myself," he said, "in my ability to adapt as much as I do my ability to cook, and I rather relish," shut up, "a challenge when presented to me, so my first inclination is to suggest that the best thing you could do, Senshi, is simply not to worry about it. However, I am also a practical man, so I will admit that perhaps another thing would be simply to ensure that the spaces in which we're working are relatively neat and free of clutter, perhaps with a little extra attention brought to anything that might not be so easily noticed by just scent or touch. But, overall, I'd rather you didn't concern yourself with it, as it's really hardly a concern at all."
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"Well, I suppose," said Ignis, "that rather depends on what your definition of 'monster' may be, but I think that, yes, by most accounts, I have. It was a bit of a necessary staple to my diet for nearly ten years, in fact, though I'd be willing to accept that most of it might not have crosses that fine line between 'monster' and 'monstrous fauna.'"
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[personal profile] aroughtempestiwillraise 2024-05-14 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Hello, I'm Gale of Waterdeep," he said with enthusiasm. Even after his creative process (magic) had been dampened. "I like to fancy myself a decent enough cook, though my travels have yet to have me scrambling too much for a meal on the road."

Give him time and some trauma and a tadpole.

"What else, what else... ah! I have ventured into The Yawning Portal as a youth for a brief foray into the dungeons therein."
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[personal profile] aroughtempestiwillraise 2024-05-14 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, there were some phase spiders. Nasty pieces of work, those." Always with the teleporting and the poisoning. "Oh, a gelatinous cube. Ruined a perfectly good pair of boots, that did."
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[personal profile] aroughtempestiwillraise 2024-05-14 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Gale looked vaguely horrified. "I'm sorry, you eat slimes?"
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"I'm Raiden," Raiden said with a little wave to the class. "I thought this class sounded like I might get to eat some things I haven't before. Uh, I'm...pretty experienced in the kitchen," to understate things, "and I can eat anything. My brothers like to say I'd eat a mountain if I wouldn't break my teeth on it." They weren't exactly wrong. "I've never been in a dungeon like the kind you talked about the other day," he said to Senshi, "but I've been in...a few of our world's kind of dungeons, which are more like basements with maybe some prison cells and torture implements, and I've been to the demon realms a few times, which might be a little more like what you mean...? Anyway, my favorite food is pizza, but my favorite kind of food is Southern. Oh, man, that's a beautiful fusion right there. And so much frying stuff."
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Raiden's brother Bellamy had 'fuck a water dragon' on his bucket list, but as A) water dragons were currently believed to be extinct and B) fucking and eating were not the same thing under most circumstances, Raiden kept this comparison to himself.

"I made a chicken bacon ranch taco bake," Raiden said, looking at it like a proud parent who couldn't wait to eat it whole. "Sort of that Cool Ranch Doritos flavor profile kind of idea, but with cheese and salsa," which he had made out of leftovers from the salad bar, "and whatnot."
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[personal profile] carbsliftthespirit 2024-05-14 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
This poor, deprived male. Imagine, never having had a Cool Ranch Dorito. (Yes, Raiden knew there had been a pre-Doritos period for himself, as well, but he did not like to think on such dark times.)

"It's a triangle-shaped chip made of corn and then covered in a delicious seasoning powder. I'll bring you some next week."

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"Dr. Hannibal Lecter," he introduced himself, with a nod to Senshi. "I thought this class would give me an opportunity to experience new foods and learn what sorts of preparation they might need. I have been cooking for most of my life, and count myself as very good at it. I have little experience in dungeons, however."
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Hannibal would take not-a-child!

He shrugged. "I have taken martial arts, and fought a few times, but little combat experience as such. I can use both guns and a sword, though."

Also knives, garottes, scalpels, and ropes, and he was very good at improvising weapons. But there was no need to get into that.

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