Sorry, anyone who came to class that week expecting some deep and involved lesson about various different weird things about the multiverse, but there was a party last night, and of course Summer was going to do what Summers did and, well, party at it, and then there was very distracting news about, you know, best friend's babies, and so she did not have it in her today, because things so much more prescient (and hungover) were on her mind today.

So she was definitely gearing up for a movie day but, since it was this class, Movie Day at least involved a field trip! A portal was all ready and waiting to go and take them to what seemed like any average movie theater on a quaint little small city street with an ice cream shop just a few doors down that will become relevant in a few moments.

"Okay, guys," she said, once they were in the theater and could avail themselves to snacks before going inside to find a seat, "here's the thing. Sometimes, the real f'ed up thing is that there are some pretty awesome things in the multiverse that exist in other dimensions but not others, and some of the fun of other dimensions is discovering these things that are slightly different from your dimension, which we've talked about a little already, but much, much better. Take, for example, Ball Fondlers--not what it sounds like! In this dimension, as well as several others, Ball Fondlers is a TV show that has nothing to do with fondling balls and everything to do with action-packed adventure, explosions, and bad-ass protagonists. It's about a ragtag team of unique personalities who go on covert missions for the army, usually in tropical jungle settings, and they fight a lot of people and it's all action, no-holds barred fun, and Fulgora is kind of a personal hero of mine, you'll see what I mean. Anyway, Ball Fondlers only exists in some dimensions, and there's only a few of those where they actually expanded it out into a full movie franchise, but lucky for you all, I've been to one of those dimensions so I know that this beautiful thing exists, and now I'm going to share it with you.

"Now," she added, "the interesting thing about this particular dimension is that, while we were here this one time, a complicated series of events that we will not go into lead to giant spiders invading the planet." She held out a hand as if to already placate Jon assuming he was there. "Don't worry, they worked it out and came to a peace agreement and honestly they're very uninvolved in the daily life here, but, as part of the peace treaty, all ice cream in this dimension now also has flies in it. So after the movie, we're heading over to the ice cream parlor to see it for yourself. You don't have to try the fly ice cream, but if you're brave enough, I actually highly recommend it, you'd be surprised how well it works, and, of course, you can always eat around it, but it's always important to keep in mind how the little things can sometimes make all the difference, you know?"