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Quantum Physics, April 24, Period 5

"Okay, docs. As you might have guesstimated, today we'll be talking about Newton's Third Law." Bugs rotated the white board about the vertical axis to reveal the following:

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

"What this means is that if I push you, you push me back. When I take a bite of this carrot," Bugs said, pulling a carrot out of his desk and chomping on it, "it's also pushing up against my teeth."

"Now this is easy enough to play with. If you're running in a panic - somebody's chasing you, or you just received startling news - you can run through walls. In cartoons, an equal and opposite reaction with the wall means that every part of you that comes in contact with said wall punches a clearly stamped hole."

"For example..." Bugs looked in his desk. He then panicked. "No carrots left? How will I get through class without any more carrots?! AHHHHHHHHH!" He then ran around the room a bit before taking a sharp turn and running through the wall into the hallway.

After two minutes, he reentered through the door and walked over to the hole. "As you can see, even my ears left a clearly defined hole in the wall when they should have folded back from the real world forces."

"Well, docs, you've got one more class with me. There won't be a final since I have no clue what you talked about the first bit of the semester, but I have some fun planned for Wednesday! Just you wait!"

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
John signs in.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Sam signed in

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
John looks for the only other person in the class someone to push because the teacher says so!

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Sam eyed Crichton. He didn't look very pushable.

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
John smiles sweetly.

"I'll give you first push. Ladies first."

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Sam grinned. "Okay." She braced her feet, then pushed him on both shoulders.

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
It's a good push and he stumbles a bit but doesn't go too far.

"My turn!" John pushes Sam towards the teacher's desk.

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Sam went back a couple of steps, but stopped before she hit the desk. She walked quickly towards John, then tried to push him by surprise.

"I think this is their weirdest class assignment ever," she whispered.

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
John stumbles backwards and hits a desk with his leg. Doesn't hurt though.

"Yeah. But it's not history." Instead of using hands, John hip checks Sam.

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Good point," she said. After a moment's internal debate and removing her headdress, Sam swung one of her legs out in a kick towards John.

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
John doesn't expect that and takes the kick in the side.

"Ouch. Playing dirty?" John removes his Twinkie crown and then removes one of the Twinkies. He throws it at Sam.

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sam wiped some Twinkie cream off her arm and flicked it at John.

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Since John can't throw Twinkies, he grabs another one off his crown and lobs it at Sam. No throwing here!

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey!" Giggling, Sam chucked the Twinkie (now smushed) back at John and ducked behind one of the desks, looking for ammunition.

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
The Twinkie hits John in the forehead and falls to the floor with a plop.

"Oh, gross." John totally goes for Sam's headdress since it's now off her head.

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Sam squealed and tried to grab the headdress away from John, promptly poking herself in the finger. Stupid wires. "Ow."

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
John snags the headdress away and makes a run towards the professor. He plops the headdress on the professor's head.

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Sam chased after John, but tripped and found herself being thrown forward, towards the wall.

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
John can only wince and hope it doesn't hurt too bad.

Re: Take notes or do work or something

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
With a foomp, Sam landed on the pillows, sending feathers flying everywhere. There were some in her hair, and she blew one of them off her nose. "Thanks, er, Professor."

OOC

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2006-04-25 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Wheeee!