"So I ran my first two ideas for this class past that delightful pixie of a forensics expert you all met yesterday, and she said something about 'keeping this class age-appropriate'," Lucifer said, sighing. "Have I told you all before how much I loathe dealing with children?"

This was sure to endear him to the class.

"That leaves me without a lesson plan, so to speak," he said. "So! How about we practice some object learning! Half of you hatch a scheme to commit a crime sometime in the next week, and the other half of you... attempt to catch them."

There was a long pause.

"Oh right, there's a hat with paper in it, pull one out if your undeveloped brain can't come up with a crime to plot." Beat. "Oh, Ella also told me to insist none of you do anything that hurts anybody else. She's such a softie, isn't she?"