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sharp_as_knives ([personal profile] sharp_as_knives) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2015-08-10 07:45 am

Creative Inspirations | Monday, period one

Hannibal smiled at the students as they arrived. "Welcome to our last trip this term. I hope you've all enjoyed our little jaunts and found them inspiring. For this week, I hope you aren't all entirely soured on spaceships. We've booked a portal to a space station some time in the future. We'll be observing Earth from space, at a time when the sun is expanding enough to make it uninhabitable. It's a sight I'm told is beautiful and awe-inspiring, and yet also impresses upon you the impermanence of all things."

//In case you're worried,// Jono added, //the sun isn't scheduled to pull this particular stunt for another five billion years, so it isn't exactly something any of you are likely to experience in your lifetimes, outside of this. Earth is quite safe from an expanding sun cooking us all away.// Another beat. //Though we might want to do something about climate change. That one is right on our doorstep.//

Couldn't win 'em all.

Hannibal looked around to see if there were any last-minute questions, then headed for the - running Portalocity employee?

"So sorry." The girl was out of breath and looked nervous, but had a smile plastered on. "We've lost that portal - unavoidable circumstances, we're terribly sorry! But we've got something along the exact same lines, top-notch entertainment, usually a huge upgrade charge, but we've waived it. Please, right this way?" She passed him a ticket with a blurb on it.

Hannibal read the ticket and eyed her with a slight frown, but followed and waved the students along. It did sound very similar. Just so long as his luck and not Jono's followed them there.

If they were to step through the portal and find themselves up to their knees in jellyfish or something, Jonothon would have wor-

//Oh, hey?// So, a ridiculously fancy-looking restaurant was probably an upgrade from a space station with a view, right? Jono didn't look terribly certain. //Is this the stopover, or...?//

"It would seem to be the destination," Hannibal said. He handed Jono the ticket the girl had given him: If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe? Max Quordlepleen is your host for an evening of fine food, fine wine, and a floorshow featuring the universe as we know it boiling away into the cosmic void.

//...So it would seem,// Jono agreed, after taking a moment to read the ticket. //Well... then I suppose we should find our way to our table, make ourselves comfortable, and... watch the end of the universe?//

Hopefully the end of the universe didn't actually include the restaurant.

Sign in!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
Like the world universe is going to end!
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[personal profile] doesnotkneel 2015-08-10 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward Kenway
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[personal profile] bestatmystery 2015-08-10 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Lottie Grote

Listen to the lecture/boggle at the new destination

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
If you've been missing having food in one of Hannibal's classes, here you go! It is a five-star restaurant.

Meet the meat!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Once they were seated and had been delivered the three-volume wine list (Hannibal had begun looking through it, though he was beginning to suspect he might have to rely upon their sommelier), their waitress brought them menus, then announced, "And our dish of the day is Ameglion Major cow; just a moment, I'll go and get him."

She wheeled in a cart with a rather large animal on it who blinked sleepily at them with a pleasant expression on its face. "Good evening. May I interest you in parts of my body?"
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[personal profile] bestatmystery 2015-08-10 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh. My. Gaw," Lottie said. "I have so many questions for you."

Re: Meet the meat!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
The dish of the day smiled at her. "I've been studying all sorts of culinary traditions to know what I'll go best with. What do you like?"
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[personal profile] bestatmystery 2015-08-10 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sausages," Lottie said immediately. "How were you raised? Are you free-range? Grass fed? Do they have grass where you come from? Do your body parts regenerate? Were you accused of some crime and given a death sentence? What's your favorite finishing sauce?"

She was super not likely to order any of the dish of the day's body parts, no. But she was fascinated.

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
The dish looked a little taken aback as it took a moment to process all the questions. "I was raised on a lovely little farm with glorious purple grass, and I've been supplementing my diet with a bit of Ameglion soy and just a hint of wine. I don't regenerate any more than any other Ameglion Major cow. Erm...I don't think cows can be accused of crime, although my breeder did frown at me once. Oh, and I'm very fond of anything with a bit of a smoky flavour." He paused. "Was that everything?"
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[personal profile] bestatmystery 2015-08-10 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've never heard of an Ameglion Major cow before," Lottie said. "So for all I know all Ameglion Major cows regenerate everything twice or somethin."

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not that I know of," the dish answered. "Although I had a cousin once who met a cow who said he'd heard of someone working on it."
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[personal profile] bestatmystery 2015-08-10 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"I suppose they musta run out of time," Lottie said. "What with the universe bein about to explode and all."

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I'm not from now," the dish said. "Ameglion Major was swallowed up ages ago. "I'm imported." He seemed rather proud of the fact.

Eat and drink and watch the end of everything!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
Do not get the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. Your teachers are not carrying you home. The end of the universe is quite the sight, though. If rather impossible. But then, everything here is, isn't it?
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[personal profile] doesnotkneel 2015-08-10 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"So what's the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?" Edward asked of the waitress.

Learn how to read the narrative, Ed.

Re: Eat and drink and watch the end of everything!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Funnily enough, it was precisely Edward that the narrative had been thinking of!

She smiled at him. "The juice from a bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit, seawater from Santraginus V, and some cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin. It's bubbled through with Fallian marsh gas, then we add a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger, and a sprinkle of Zamphuor, and it's garnished with an olive."
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[personal profile] doesnotkneel 2015-08-10 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, now, none of those words meant a bloody thing.

"Excellent," Edward said, straightening his shoulders in a vague attempt to look as sophisticated as that drink sounded. "I'll have one."

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Now the waitress practically beamed at him. Maybe they worked on commission?

"Great!" She pulled out a piece of electronic paper with a ton of tiny (non-English) print on it and pointed at a square on the bottom. "Here's the standard disclaimer; just put a print of your digit of choice in the square."

Hannibal, being the responsible adult he was, looked over curiously. "Disclaimer?"

"Oh," she told him with an airy wave of the hand, "it's just to keep the lawbeings happy. You know how they get. Hardly anyone ever gets permanently damaged, but we've got to be sure!"
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[personal profile] doesnotkneel 2015-08-10 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Seems sensible enough to me," Edward said, grinning brightly.

Oh, honey. No.

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"What sort of permanent damage?" Hannibal asked.

The waitress rolled her eyes. "You ask me, the whole 'brain smashed out by a lemon slice wrapped around a large gold brick' thing is pure marketing. Small gold brick, maybe. Just be sure he doesn't try jumping out of the restaurant, he'll be fine. Well, while he's here, anyway. After that, it's his own lookout - that's in the disclaimer, too."

Hannibal weighed the responsibility he had as teacher against his curiosity about this drink, looked at Edward, and nodded. "We'll keep an eye on him."

Hannibal.
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[personal profile] doesnotkneel 2015-08-10 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"There's always some drink they claim's the big one," Edward said sagely. To be fair, he didn't have the motivation to try this sort of thing here as he did at home, but on the other hand, this drink was sounding more intriguing by the moment.

He looked up at Hannibal with that grin. "Might be inspirational to give it a shot, no, Mi-- Doctor Lecter?"

Edward, no. This was the kind of thing that led to your crew mutinying on you twice.

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
He had no crew now, though! It was totally the right time to try it, wasn't it?

Hannibal chuckled. "I should hate to stand between you and a new experience. Only one, though."

What harm could one drink do, right?
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[personal profile] doesnotkneel 2015-08-10 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"I suppose one must be responsible, and all that," Edward sighed, with the tone of a boy who was generally anything but.

He reached out and put his thumb on the digi... shiny... screen... the device. "There we go."

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Lovely." The waitress smiled and whisked the thing back, glancing over it. "I'll be right back with that. Anything else?"

"I'll probably have wine," Hannibal answered, "but I'll have to see what goes best with the meal. Do you have a sommelier?"

"We do," she answered, "but if you're having the dish of the day, just ask him; he's been very well trained in his various cuts and accompaniments." She smiled at him, smiled a bit wider at Edward, and hurried off.

She came back a bit later with a...swirly, greenish, orangish drink (garnished with an olive) that seemed almost to glow.
Edited 2015-08-10 16:31 (UTC)
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[personal profile] doesnotkneel 2015-08-10 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oooh," Edward said, appreciatively.

Then he grabbed the olive because that felt like the sophisticated thing to do, because even the drink itself looked like something you'd want to drink while wearing something fancy.

Which he didn't have, considering he'd only recently managed to buy himself a shirt that hadn't been grown on a tree.

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, Milliway's had no dress code. For the drinks or anything else. (As a five-star restaurant, they probably should have had, but since there was no telling how some of their guests would choose to arrive, they'd shrugged and given up. What did one wear to the apocalypse, anyway?)
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[personal profile] doesnotkneel 2015-08-10 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
After looking around for a second, Edward shrugged, then ate the olive.

Then he picked up the drink and sipped it.

He wasn't sure if it felt like a gold brick, exactly, but that was only because he'd never been near any gold and from what he'd heard, gold was supposed to be soft. Ish. For a metal.

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-11 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that was certainly an interesting expression.

"Edward?" Hannibal asked.
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[personal profile] doesnotkneel 2015-08-11 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward thunked his forehead on the table. (He didn't quite have the tolerance he'd have in a few years.)

"G'mme a minute."

Was the world on fire? It felt like the world was on fire.

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-11 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Not yet; that was during dessert.

"Take all the time you need," Hannibal answered, amused. He picked up the drink and carefully sniffed it, then raised an eyebrow and set it slightly out of Edward's reach. If he were actually able to coordinate enough to reach for it, he could have more.

Hannibal would have to keep these ingredients in mind, if he could get them later.
doesnotkneel: (edward: where's the rum gone)

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[personal profile] doesnotkneel 2015-08-11 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, now. Edward's parents hadn't raised a quitter! ... An overly-ambitious, selfish ass with malleable notions about the sanctity of human life and only limited interest in the consequences of his actions, yes. A quitter, no.

He let out a garbled sound, then forcibly sat himself up by the shoulders and reached for the glass again.

He took a sip.

It still felt like someone was forcibly beating his skull in with a hammer.

One day, stuck on an island with nothing but a stark-raving Charles Vane for company, he would think wistfully of this moment. Right now, he winced, managed to stay upright, and muttered, "My, that's gotta put the hair on your... dog... hair."

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-12 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Only if you have it to start, I imagine," Hannibal answered equably. "How does it taste?"

He nodded at the drink, lest Edward should think he still meant dog hair. He wasn't taking the boy's mental faculties for granted at the moment.
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[personal profile] doesnotkneel 2015-08-12 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Like I've been punched in the face," Edward said. He looked thoughtful and in pain and inebriated at the same time as he struggled to find more words. "...Underwater."

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-12 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Salty, then?" Blood and sea water had that in common; it seemed a safe bet. Or Edward hadn't answered the question at all, which was also entirely possible.
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[personal profile] doesnotkneel 2015-08-12 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Smell it," Edward mumbled, squinting at the glass. "Tastes like that. But with more bricks."

It was possible he wasn't entirely making sense any longer. He still wanted another sip.

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-12 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
"I did," Hannibal answered. "It left me with no desire to taste it." Or at least, with less desire to taste it and more preservation instinct. "So, not hyperbole, then?"
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[personal profile] bestatmystery 2015-08-10 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Lottie was doing a lot of staring around. To the point where it looked like she didn't know how to use chairs, with how she was twisting around to stare at the people going by. She was half expecting to spot the idiot onion farmer aliens -- though she supposed that if you had to get a bunch of twelve year old school kids to rebuild your space ship for you, you probably couldn't figure out how to get to the end of the universe.

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Quite the sight already, isn't it?" Hannibal asked. "Careful not to stare, though," he cautioned her with a smile, "it's rude. We don't want to start trouble."
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[personal profile] bestatmystery 2015-08-10 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've met a fish person back home," Lottie said. "And a troll and lots of varying spirit-type beins and some space aliens. But never all at once. This place is a VERITABLE CORNY-COPIA of interestin life forms!"

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"It is, isn't it?" Hannibal smiled and nodded politely at a multi-eyed lizard being as they passed on the way to their table. "This seems to be a very popular place."

Create!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
Back at the school, where food doesn't generally invite you to eat it and the universe doesn't usually explode. Unless Fandom is in one of its moods.

Talk to the teachers!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Once they ping in!
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[personal profile] furnaceface 2015-08-10 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Jono spent most of the end of the universe looking... still distinctly bemused about the whole thing, actually. The restaurant was lovely, and you really couldn't beat the entertainment (no, really, you couldn't), but whose bright idea was it to name the opposite of the 'big bang' the gnab gib? And wasn't it odd that everyone there was British?

Back in the classroom, at least, he could put his focus into maybe writing more music. And pretend that a space cow hadn't just been horribly offended by his inability to eat it.

Re: Talk to the teachers!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hannibal spent almost as much time discussing the food with the waitress (and with the food) as he did watching the universe end. It was all so fascinating!

He'd brought a copy of the menu back, and was using his creative time to see about replicating some of the recipes with Earth ingredients.

OOC!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2015-08-10 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
More about Milliways (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucNYLsjKaTQ), including Peter Davidson as the Dish of the Day!

If you want to talk to the Dish, feel free to mod him, or ask here for one of us to play him (though that will possibly be SP during the day due to work).