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Creative Inspirations | Monday, period one
Hannibal smiled at the students as they arrived. "Welcome to our last trip this term. I hope you've all enjoyed our little jaunts and found them inspiring. For this week, I hope you aren't all entirely soured on spaceships. We've booked a portal to a space station some time in the future. We'll be observing Earth from space, at a time when the sun is expanding enough to make it uninhabitable. It's a sight I'm told is beautiful and awe-inspiring, and yet also impresses upon you the impermanence of all things."
//In case you're worried,// Jono added, //the sun isn't scheduled to pull this particular stunt for another five billion years, so it isn't exactly something any of you are likely to experience in your lifetimes, outside of this. Earth is quite safe from an expanding sun cooking us all away.// Another beat. //Though we might want to do something about climate change. That one is right on our doorstep.//
Couldn't win 'em all.
Hannibal looked around to see if there were any last-minute questions, then headed for the - running Portalocity employee?
"So sorry." The girl was out of breath and looked nervous, but had a smile plastered on. "We've lost that portal - unavoidable circumstances, we're terribly sorry! But we've got something along the exact same lines, top-notch entertainment, usually a huge upgrade charge, but we've waived it. Please, right this way?" She passed him a ticket with a blurb on it.
Hannibal read the ticket and eyed her with a slight frown, but followed and waved the students along. It did sound very similar. Just so long as his luck and not Jono's followed them there.
If they were to step through the portal and find themselves up to their knees in jellyfish or something, Jonothon would have wor-
//Oh, hey?// So, a ridiculously fancy-looking restaurant was probably an upgrade from a space station with a view, right? Jono didn't look terribly certain. //Is this the stopover, or...?//
"It would seem to be the destination," Hannibal said. He handed Jono the ticket the girl had given him: If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe? Max Quordlepleen is your host for an evening of fine food, fine wine, and a floorshow featuring the universe as we know it boiling away into the cosmic void.
//...So it would seem,// Jono agreed, after taking a moment to read the ticket. //Well... then I suppose we should find our way to our table, make ourselves comfortable, and... watch the end of the universe?//
Hopefully the end of the universe didn't actually include the restaurant.
//In case you're worried,// Jono added, //the sun isn't scheduled to pull this particular stunt for another five billion years, so it isn't exactly something any of you are likely to experience in your lifetimes, outside of this. Earth is quite safe from an expanding sun cooking us all away.// Another beat. //Though we might want to do something about climate change. That one is right on our doorstep.//
Couldn't win 'em all.
Hannibal looked around to see if there were any last-minute questions, then headed for the - running Portalocity employee?
"So sorry." The girl was out of breath and looked nervous, but had a smile plastered on. "We've lost that portal - unavoidable circumstances, we're terribly sorry! But we've got something along the exact same lines, top-notch entertainment, usually a huge upgrade charge, but we've waived it. Please, right this way?" She passed him a ticket with a blurb on it.
Hannibal read the ticket and eyed her with a slight frown, but followed and waved the students along. It did sound very similar. Just so long as his luck and not Jono's followed them there.
If they were to step through the portal and find themselves up to their knees in jellyfish or something, Jonothon would have wor-
//Oh, hey?// So, a ridiculously fancy-looking restaurant was probably an upgrade from a space station with a view, right? Jono didn't look terribly certain. //Is this the stopover, or...?//
"It would seem to be the destination," Hannibal said. He handed Jono the ticket the girl had given him: If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe? Max Quordlepleen is your host for an evening of fine food, fine wine, and a floorshow featuring the universe as we know it boiling away into the cosmic void.
//...So it would seem,// Jono agreed, after taking a moment to read the ticket. //Well... then I suppose we should find our way to our table, make ourselves comfortable, and... watch the end of the universe?//
Hopefully the end of the universe didn't actually include the restaurant.
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Meet the meat!
She wheeled in a cart with a rather large animal on it who blinked sleepily at them with a pleasant expression on its face. "Good evening. May I interest you in parts of my body?"
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She was super not likely to order any of the dish of the day's body parts, no. But she was fascinated.
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Eat and drink and watch the end of everything!
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Learn how to read the narrative, Ed.
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She smiled at him. "The juice from a bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit, seawater from Santraginus V, and some cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin. It's bubbled through with Fallian marsh gas, then we add a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger, and a sprinkle of Zamphuor, and it's garnished with an olive."
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"Excellent," Edward said, straightening his shoulders in a vague attempt to look as sophisticated as that drink sounded. "I'll have one."
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"Great!" She pulled out a piece of electronic paper with a ton of tiny (non-English) print on it and pointed at a square on the bottom. "Here's the standard disclaimer; just put a print of your digit of choice in the square."
Hannibal, being the responsible adult he was, looked over curiously. "Disclaimer?"
"Oh," she told him with an airy wave of the hand, "it's just to keep the lawbeings happy. You know how they get. Hardly anyone ever gets permanently damaged, but we've got to be sure!"
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Oh, honey. No.
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The waitress rolled her eyes. "You ask me, the whole 'brain smashed out by a lemon slice wrapped around a large gold brick' thing is pure marketing. Small gold brick, maybe. Just be sure he doesn't try jumping out of the restaurant, he'll be fine. Well, while he's here, anyway. After that, it's his own lookout - that's in the disclaimer, too."
Hannibal weighed the responsibility he had as teacher against his curiosity about this drink, looked at Edward, and nodded. "We'll keep an eye on him."
Hannibal.
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He looked up at Hannibal with that grin. "Might be inspirational to give it a shot, no, Mi-- Doctor Lecter?"
Edward, no. This was the kind of thing that led to your crew mutinying on you twice.
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Hannibal chuckled. "I should hate to stand between you and a new experience. Only one, though."
What harm could one drink do, right?
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He reached out and put his thumb on the digi... shiny... screen... the device. "There we go."
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"I'll probably have wine," Hannibal answered, "but I'll have to see what goes best with the meal. Do you have a sommelier?"
"We do," she answered, "but if you're having the dish of the day, just ask him; he's been very well trained in his various cuts and accompaniments." She smiled at him, smiled a bit wider at Edward, and hurried off.
She came back a bit later with a...swirly, greenish, orangish drink (garnished with an olive) that seemed almost to glow.
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Then he grabbed the olive because that felt like the sophisticated thing to do, because even the drink itself looked like something you'd want to drink while wearing something fancy.
Which he didn't have, considering he'd only recently managed to buy himself a shirt that hadn't been grown on a tree.
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Then he picked up the drink and sipped it.
He wasn't sure if it felt like a gold brick, exactly, but that was only because he'd never been near any gold and from what he'd heard, gold was supposed to be soft. Ish. For a metal.
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"Edward?" Hannibal asked.
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"G'mme a minute."
Was the world on fire? It felt like the world was on fire.
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"Take all the time you need," Hannibal answered, amused. He picked up the drink and carefully sniffed it, then raised an eyebrow and set it slightly out of Edward's reach. If he were actually able to coordinate enough to reach for it, he could have more.
Hannibal would have to keep these ingredients in mind, if he could get them later.
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He let out a garbled sound, then forcibly sat himself up by the shoulders and reached for the glass again.
He took a sip.
It still felt like someone was forcibly beating his skull in with a hammer.
One day, stuck on an island with nothing but a stark-raving Charles Vane for company, he would think wistfully of this moment. Right now, he winced, managed to stay upright, and muttered, "My, that's gotta put the hair on your... dog... hair."
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He nodded at the drink, lest Edward should think he still meant dog hair. He wasn't taking the boy's mental faculties for granted at the moment.
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It was possible he wasn't entirely making sense any longer. He still wanted another sip.
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Create!
Talk to the teachers!
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Back in the classroom, at least, he could put his focus into maybe writing more music. And pretend that a space cow hadn't just been horribly offended by his inability to eat it.
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He'd brought a copy of the menu back, and was using his creative time to see about replicating some of the recipes with Earth ingredients.
OOC!
If you want to talk to the Dish, feel free to mod him, or ask here for one of us to play him (though that will possibly be SP during the day due to work).