Evan... really wasn't the kind of kid that tended to tell a lot of jokes. But then, his uncle... former uncle... not... ever quite really his uncle had been the sort to try to get him to catch on to a normal, healthy sense of humor. So at least he had a bit of material to work with, right?

He straightened his tie and cleared his throat as he stood up to tell his.

"What kind of monster really loves to dance?" He waited for a moment that was an awkward beat too long before delivering his punchline. "The boogieman!"

... He could not sit down quickly enough.