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The Philosophy of Food | Wednesday, 3rd Period

Hannibal pulled the chair to one side of the desk at the front of the room and sat; the desk itself had a number of dishes on it, each neatly covered or cloth-napkin-draped. He waited until he had the right number of students seated in front of him, then nodded and stood.

"Good afternoon. I am Dr. Lecter; this is The Philosophy of Food. I trust you are all in the correct place." He passed out a syllabus and waved at the rigid setup of the students' desks as he walked. "You may sit in neat rows if you like, or bring a chair forward if you would prefer. Or you may sit on the floor or wander the room; whatever makes you comfortable, so long as you pay attention." You could tell a lot about people from how they chose to interact with their space.

"You will not need to take any notes, although you may do so if you choose. As you can see, there will be a final project, no exams or quizzes. I have only two requirements for classes: one, you must participate." He indicated the food. "You may choose to eat or decline anything presented here. You may choose to eat none of it; while I might be disappointed, it will in no way affect your grade. However, you must have opinions and speak them; possibly be prepared to defend them." He waited a moment to make sure they got it, then nodded.

"The second rule – there will be no judging. There will undoubtedly be things you do not think of as edible, or even that you may have a cultural or religious bias against. There may be practices in the raising or creation of food which you may find objectionable. I expect you to say just that, and to be prepared to explain why. There will be no use of the term 'disgusting', no 'ew's or 'gross'es." He frowned. "That will affect your grade if I hear it, and quite negatively."

He sat back in the chair, hands folded. "Now, introductions I believe are traditional, but I would appreciate a little more as well. Please tell me your name, and any allergies – food or otherwise – and dietary restrictions you may have. It is my goal to make you think about your food and to expand your horizons, not to kill you from anaphylaxis." Though he did have medicines just in case; he'd never lost a student unintentionally yet, and had no plans of starting now.

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be afraid! He doesn't bite.

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Mavis Dracula

Who bites. But only if you ask nicely.

...And want to risk her father devouring your head.

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Atton Rand

Doesn't bite, might just beat you at pazaak instead.

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Introduce yourself!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Name, allergies, and objections

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[identity profile] callmemavy.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The questions made perfect sense to Mavis; she'd asked them often enough herself for room service purposes when people checked into the hotel.

"I'm Mavis Dracula. Allergic to garlic. And sunshine, but I don't know anybody who can eat that."

She glanced around the room with interest, because hey, she could always be wrong.

It occurred to her that maybe she should mention the not drinking human blood thing, but then, what vampire did, anymore? Naaah.

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Dracula? And those were certainly interesting allergies. Well, at least maybe he would have something in common with this one. He should have made the blood pudding after all.

Hannibal nodded. "So far as I'm aware, sunshine is only food for plants, though I would be interested to be proved wrong." He looked over the food. "There is no garlic in today's food, at least of what I've prepared. I make no promises for the mass-produced...whatever that is." He waved at the Big Mac.
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[personal profile] suitably_heroic 2013-07-10 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Like Atton paid enough attention to what he ate to figure out whether he was allergic to anything. "Atton Rand," he said, leaning back in his chair. "No allergies. Unless you're serving Hutt, but I don't think that's a big thing around here."

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"Since I'm uncertain what 'hutt' is, I have no idea. Is that a meat or a dish?" Hannibal was always interested to try new things.

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[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2013-07-10 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Emma Swan. No allergies I know of." She'd probably be dead by now if she did have any.

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"Good to know." Hannibal nodded at her. "I hope you will be adventurous enough to try some things out of your comfort zone, in that case."

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"I'm Rilla Blythe," Rilla began a little shyly, "I'm not allergic to anything as far as I know, and I eat most normal food."

Beat.

"Meat, potatoes, vegetables, and sometimes even pizza!"

Pizza was very exotic when you were from 1916.

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there was nothing wrong with a limited palate if you were willing to experiment. And this was a very good introduction to the class.

Hannibal looked her over. "Tell me, what makes you consider those 'normal' food? What would a food have to be, for you to consider it normal?"
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-07-10 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Stiles, I don't think I have any allergies." Only one way to find out! "And I'll try anything once."

He'd eaten a lot of weird things on dares.

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He really should worry about saying that to Hannibal. Hannibal smirked. "Very good to hear. So, you'll try everything here, then?"

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[personal profile] abitlowkey 2013-07-10 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am Loki of Asgard," he said cheerfully. "I do not have any, ah, allergies."

Did poison count as an allergy? He was going to say he was allergic to poison.

"I do not believe I have found many foods of Midgard not to my liking as of yet. Oh, and I do have a food blog."

Because gods did that sort of thing.

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Hannibal didn't believe in gods, but he was quite familiar with people who thought they were. He would let that one by for now.

"So, you should be used to discussing food, then. What sorts of things do you talk about in your blog?"

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[personal profile] notagoose 2013-07-10 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Shane Gooseman," Goose said, "I don't have any allergies and I'll eat just about anything,"

Growing up at Wolf Den had taught him not to be picky with food if he wanted to survive.

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"Another adventurous soul," Hannibal said approvingly. "I'll ask you the same thing I asked Stiles - where does 'just about anything' stop? What quality would something have to possess to make you consider it not food?"

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[identity profile] 3girls-1core.livejournal.com 2013-07-12 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Zhari," Zhahar said, leaving it at that because she couldn't remember which of her mother's names she'd used in other classes to serve as a last name. "I've never run into anything I'm allergic to, though my baby sister should really not be allowed to eat anything spicy."

::Why does that always come up?!:: Sholeh wailed.

=Because what Zhahar and I had to go through the first time you ate spicy things was traumatizing.= Zeela retorted smugly.

"Back home, we pretty much eat whatever we can," she continued, fighting back a smile. "We grow basic crops and keep normal livestock, because we don't have enough arable land to try to get fancy. Eat, share, and live."
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Hannibal nodded. He made a mental note of the girl's nickname and raised an eyebrow at her amusement.

"So, spicy things may be food for you, but not for your sister. What makes the difference?"

Talk to Hannibal/Try the food!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Once everyone's introduced, he&'ll take the covers off all this.

"Everything here is considered food by someone, and considered inedible by someone else. Please, taste whatever you like and offer us your opinions. Do you consider these things food or not food? More importantly, why?"

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/2115/2115_original.jpg)
Fried tarantulas, about hand-sized (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_spider%5D)

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/1366/1366_original.jpg)
Homemade head cheese (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese)

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/1782/1782_original.jpg)
Huitlacoche, "corn smut" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut), with homemade salsa verde and tortillas

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/1074/1074_original.jpg)
Durian fruit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian)

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/742/742_original.jpg)Big macs

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/427/427_original.jpg)Ethically raised organic pork, home-smoked to bacon

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Organic coffee from a small roastery, vacuum-brewed, with nice coffee cups and organic sugar and cream

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/2011/2011_original.jpg)
Sherry, complete with tiny wine glasses. (http://www.coolvines.com/wines/549632541236/El-Maestro-Sierra-Pedro-Ximenez%5D)

Ask questions, try some, (just don't be rude)!
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[identity profile] callmemavy.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Holy rabies, fried tarantulas!"

Mavis would try not to devour them all. She didn't want to be rude.
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[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2013-07-10 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, apart from those spiders, Emma couldn't really say she hadn't already been been served worse over the years, and even then frying made just about anything taste better.

That fruit smelled rank though.

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[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Here, have naked Mads!

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Mavis: dgasjghdasjghdsajdghaskjdhg YUUUUUUUM FRIED TARANTULAS ILU DR. LECTER!

Me: LJ's rich-text formatting is being a dick and turned your LJ cut into the escape characters ( & lt ; = < etc. ) instead of the html, so the cut sadly didn't work.

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