"Welcome back, everyone!" Yakko greeted cheerfully "It's that time again! Time for the completely true pro-Umbie propaganda that you can't get just anywhere. Last week we talked about how Umbie discovered America when she flew here on her broom, the Santa Maria, which is a little too Catholic for a witch's broom if you ask me."

Nobody did.

"This week, we're going to talk about the time Umbie single-handedly saved Tokyo from Godzilla! She had to do it single-handedly because the other one was too busy patting herself on the back. Now, it was a--"

Yakko was cut off as a magical barrier sprung up around him. It seemed that his classroom had been booby-trapped again in the name of maybe, just maybe dealing with Yakko at long last. Yakko stroked his chin in careful concentration before reaching down, lifting up the bottom of the sparkly magic barrier like a drape, stepping underneath it, and heading to his desk. He dug through three desk drawers before finding what he was looking for.

Yakko pulled a full double-hung window with frame from a drawer, tucked it under his armpit, and made his way back under the magical barrier to return to his trap. Then he placed the window carefully, opened it, and climbed out of the barrier through the window.

"Sorry about that interruption. So as Godzilla stomped around, Umbie raised her wand with the hand that wasn't patting herself on the back and said the magic spell, 'Deus Ex Anvilania!' and a giant anvil dropped onto Godzilla's head. The end."

"For your activity today, here!" A crank popped up from the floor next to Yakko. He started turning the crank, which caused mechanical claws to lower from the ceiling and place small anvils on each students' desk. "Have fun playing with anvils, just like King Umbie did."