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The Pros and Pros of Celibacy, Thursday, Period One
Unlike the previous few weeks of this subject, Cara stood at the front of the class today. Well, not so much stood, as leant in a way that just coincidentally showed off her figure to best advantage.
"Welcome back to the Pros and Pros of Celibacy," she began. If she happened to speak in a low, throaty (yet remarkably well carrying) tone that made everything she said sound vaguely like a come on...that was just how she talked.
"I'll be taking you for the next few weeks, and I'm sure you're all aware why." She paused, ostensibly to let that sink in, but mostly because she couldn't believe the nonsense she was supposed to be teaching. It was bad enough when she'd only had to TA this. If Sarah was going to get herself killed, she could have at least waited until the end of semester. "From now on, when you're within this room if you have something to say, you will address me as Mistress Cara."
"Now previously we have discussed some of the reasons that sex is bad. Sex is messy, and dirty. You will get diseases or with child and die." Because it wasn't like any of that was easily preventable with a little forethought. "Furthermore, lustful thoughts compromise your moral clarity, interfere with your duties, drain your energy, and prevent you from accomplishing your goals. For example, even if they weren't already outmatched, the resistance spends too much time and effort indulging in their desires for the pleasures of the flesh to pose any serious threat to us."
Cara was certain that telling a room full of horny teenagers not even allowed to touch each other that the other side was having all the sex couldn't possibly effect them, really she was.
"But that's not the subject of today's lesson, today we will be discussing how to control any unwanted feelings that may occur. There are many ways, some physical, some mental." Cara pointed to the board. If it seemed like she'd found a way to make the gesture obscene, it was just your dirty, dirty minds. "I have provided a list of some possibilities you can use. Especially if a member of the resistance attempts to use carnal temptations to lure you away from the side of righteousness."
If some of the items seemed a little...wrong, well if Cara was suffering, the rest of them had to as well.
"In order to practice these techniques, you'll be doing some roleplaying. One of you will be a resistance member attempting to seduce the other, without breaking the rule about personal space, of course. The other will resist these attempts, using either the outlined methods here, or some of their own devising."
"Get to it."
"Welcome back to the Pros and Pros of Celibacy," she began. If she happened to speak in a low, throaty (yet remarkably well carrying) tone that made everything she said sound vaguely like a come on...that was just how she talked.
"I'll be taking you for the next few weeks, and I'm sure you're all aware why." She paused, ostensibly to let that sink in, but mostly because she couldn't believe the nonsense she was supposed to be teaching. It was bad enough when she'd only had to TA this. If Sarah was going to get herself killed, she could have at least waited until the end of semester. "From now on, when you're within this room if you have something to say, you will address me as Mistress Cara."
"Now previously we have discussed some of the reasons that sex is bad. Sex is messy, and dirty. You will get diseases or with child and die." Because it wasn't like any of that was easily preventable with a little forethought. "Furthermore, lustful thoughts compromise your moral clarity, interfere with your duties, drain your energy, and prevent you from accomplishing your goals. For example, even if they weren't already outmatched, the resistance spends too much time and effort indulging in their desires for the pleasures of the flesh to pose any serious threat to us."
Cara was certain that telling a room full of horny teenagers not even allowed to touch each other that the other side was having all the sex couldn't possibly effect them, really she was.
"But that's not the subject of today's lesson, today we will be discussing how to control any unwanted feelings that may occur. There are many ways, some physical, some mental." Cara pointed to the board. If it seemed like she'd found a way to make the gesture obscene, it was just your dirty, dirty minds. "I have provided a list of some possibilities you can use. Especially if a member of the resistance attempts to use carnal temptations to lure you away from the side of righteousness."
- Have a cold shower
- Think about sports scores
- Get into a fist fight with the resistance member who propositioned you
- Think of the nasty diseases you will get
- Do not self abuse
- Think of High Inquisitor Umbridge and how upset she'll be with you.
If some of the items seemed a little...wrong, well if Cara was suffering, the rest of them had to as well.
"In order to practice these techniques, you'll be doing some roleplaying. One of you will be a resistance member attempting to seduce the other, without breaking the rule about personal space, of course. The other will resist these attempts, using either the outlined methods here, or some of their own devising."
"Get to it."