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screwyoumarvel ([personal profile] screwyoumarvel) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-03-23 01:13 pm
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Home Ec 11, Period 4, 3/23

"So, okay, you can boil pasta and pan-fry something to go with it," Steve said. "You can probably keep yourself alive. Now we're going to move on to a very versatile cooking method: roasting. There are two different ways this works--one with lower temperatures and one with higher ones--but both involve sticking something in the oven, so. Low-temperature, long time period roasting is great because you don't have to fiddle with dinner, you just stick it in the oven and forget about it for a while, because that's what roasting is, cooking something other than bread in the oven. A baked potato? Actually roasted. So are oven fries. You can also roast carrots or asparagus, along with a number of other vegetables. And, of course, we can't forget about the meats. Roasting is great for larger cuts of meat, such as a whole chicken or a pot roast."

Steve paused to hand out a packet including all of these recipes for them to try later if they were brave and hungry, then said, "Now, since roasting takes a long time and this class is only an hour long, we don't really have time to make pot roast or even a baked potato, since they cook for an hour and, well. Class already started. So instead we're going to make what time allows for: roast carrots. They're delicious, make an excellent and versatile side dish, and they're good for you. What's not to like?" Steve walked them through a step-by-step demonstration of how to make roast carrots. "Now, break up into pairs and get to work."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"...not get my ass kicked?"

Ahahahahaha. He dreamed big.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
"You know what sort of thing I have coming," Tony insisted. "And I need to be prepared."

And stuff.

Steve, you can thank Ender for getting him to that point at least.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm a teenager," Tony corrected. Like that made any difference. "And... Ender might have pointed out that I can build anything I want, but I can't use it without some kind of training. And you know about the fighting part of this sort of--life."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
"...but I am." Or will be soon. "So wouldn't it be better to be ready for what's coming next?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Then you're just teaching me not to get beat up or something," Tony replied. "Which is also good. Normal kids take self defense."

From Captain America.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not going to look for trouble," Tony insisted. Because the Marvel universe tended to throw it at him! "I--won't even use the suit unless it's an emergency."

What constituted an emergency?

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
"I know that," Tony grumbled.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't fair to give him a stare down, you know. Tony didn't have nearly enough years to stand up to it. "...is that a yes?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Awesome!" Tony grinned, holding up a hand for a highfive before remembering that Steve was a teacher, then very smoothly put it back down.

Smooooth.

"You won't regret it."
Edited 2011-03-24 01:33 (UTC)

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Tony's poor, poor muscles would object a whole lot by the time the first day was through.

"So, when do we start?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
"I can manage Sunday," Tony replied with a grin. "So... can I ask another question?"

OH GOD, JUST RUN, STEVE. RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
"So... planning a date for a girl."

Yes, there was the doom. Feel it, Steve. Feeeel it.

"Do you know what they like?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
It was the universe ending, Steve. Just go with it.

Tony nodded slowly, looking around to make sure people weren't listening in. "There was already one date that went well, but we haven't actually talked since then, so I'm not sure what happens next."

A beat.

"And Rhodey hasn't answered my texts."

DAMN IT, RHODEY.