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famous-gut.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2010-03-11 11:14 pm
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Law & Order - Interdimensional Edition: Friday
There had been a *handwavy* notice for all the students to meet at the shooting range for class today. When the class arrived all the safety gear was laid out for them and several examples of fire arms were laid out on the table.
He also made sure the rules were posted and read off every one to the students. It was clear he was not going to tolerate any foolishness today.
SAFETY RULES:
· TREAT ALL GUNS AS IF THEY WERE LOADED
· KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL READY TO FIRE
· BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT’S BEYOND
· ALWAYS WEAR HEARING AND EYE PROTECTION
· NEVER USE ALCOHOL OR DRUGS BEFORE OR WHILE SHOOTING.
· CHECK IN ALL WEAPONS BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE RANGE.
"You violate any of those rules?" Gibbs said giving all the students a hairy eyeball, "Or even point a gun at something other than the target, so help me I'll smack you in the head and throw you in detention so fast it'll make your head spin."
"That being said, what we have here today is a .22 revolver, a 9mm automatic handgun and a sniper rifle. In law enforcement you use these weapons for self-defense or the defense of others. That is the only reason you should draw your gun in the field."
And if anyone from NCIS heard Gibbs say that they'd probably die laughing. Right up to the point where he'd smack their head.
"Now if it comes down between you and your opponent? That should be the only time you should shoot to kill. And when that happens, do not mess around with the target. Aim for the head or chest. Otherwise aim for a non critical part of the body. Knees. Shoulders. They may not walk or use their arms right again but it's better to send some people to jail where they can rot away than to give them the easy way out."
Gibbs then went through the process of loading each gun, firing them and unloading a gun for everyone to see. When this was all done he again read off all of the safety rules. Again.
"Finally: If any of you think that one training session with a gun makes you qualified to carry one and shoot at people? I'll shoot you myself just for the sheer stupidity."
"All right," he said now looking satisfied, "Let's see how good you all are with these."
He also made sure the rules were posted and read off every one to the students. It was clear he was not going to tolerate any foolishness today.
SAFETY RULES:
· TREAT ALL GUNS AS IF THEY WERE LOADED
· KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL READY TO FIRE
· BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT’S BEYOND
· ALWAYS WEAR HEARING AND EYE PROTECTION
· NEVER USE ALCOHOL OR DRUGS BEFORE OR WHILE SHOOTING.
· CHECK IN ALL WEAPONS BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE RANGE.
"You violate any of those rules?" Gibbs said giving all the students a hairy eyeball, "Or even point a gun at something other than the target, so help me I'll smack you in the head and throw you in detention so fast it'll make your head spin."
"That being said, what we have here today is a .22 revolver, a 9mm automatic handgun and a sniper rifle. In law enforcement you use these weapons for self-defense or the defense of others. That is the only reason you should draw your gun in the field."
And if anyone from NCIS heard Gibbs say that they'd probably die laughing. Right up to the point where he'd smack their head.
"Now if it comes down between you and your opponent? That should be the only time you should shoot to kill. And when that happens, do not mess around with the target. Aim for the head or chest. Otherwise aim for a non critical part of the body. Knees. Shoulders. They may not walk or use their arms right again but it's better to send some people to jail where they can rot away than to give them the easy way out."
Gibbs then went through the process of loading each gun, firing them and unloading a gun for everyone to see. When this was all done he again read off all of the safety rules. Again.
"Finally: If any of you think that one training session with a gun makes you qualified to carry one and shoot at people? I'll shoot you myself just for the sheer stupidity."
"All right," he said now looking satisfied, "Let's see how good you all are with these."