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Punching People for Fun and Profit, Period 1 [Class Four | 9/23/2009]
Fred moved the class to the Danger Shop today, as they'd be doing some more dangerous stuff this week.
"Sometimes, it ain't good enough to just use your own body," Fred said. "Sometimes, you gotta use what's around you to take out someone."
He pointed to a table with various household objects. "All of these can be great in a fight. Anything heavy, you can hit someone with it. Anything powdery, you can throw it in their eyes. And never underestimate the power of a baseball bat."
Fred then pointed at another table. "Now, if you're in a bar, most likely the best thing you're gonna have acces to is a bottle. Now, you can really screw up your hand breakin' one of these, if you aren't me. There's a right way to do this."
He grabbed a bottle and demonstrated one technique.
"Course, that's really just a party trick. Remember, if you're gonna hit someone with a bottle, be ready that you might cut yourself it you squeeze too tight."
"Now I just want you all to get a feel for this stuff. So, go grab a coupletotally modable every day items, and beat up on the human-shaped practice dummies." He pointed over at them.
"Anyone hurts themself, its your own damn fault. Don't be stupid. And nobody use any power tools, okay?"
He didn't anyone attacking something with a chainsaw.
[ooc:OCD first, por favor Open like an open thing that is open.]
"Sometimes, it ain't good enough to just use your own body," Fred said. "Sometimes, you gotta use what's around you to take out someone."
He pointed to a table with various household objects. "All of these can be great in a fight. Anything heavy, you can hit someone with it. Anything powdery, you can throw it in their eyes. And never underestimate the power of a baseball bat."
Fred then pointed at another table. "Now, if you're in a bar, most likely the best thing you're gonna have acces to is a bottle. Now, you can really screw up your hand breakin' one of these, if you aren't me. There's a right way to do this."
He grabbed a bottle and demonstrated one technique.
"Course, that's really just a party trick. Remember, if you're gonna hit someone with a bottle, be ready that you might cut yourself it you squeeze too tight."
"Now I just want you all to get a feel for this stuff. So, go grab a couple
"Anyone hurts themself, its your own damn fault. Don't be stupid. And nobody use any power tools, okay?"
He didn't anyone attacking something with a chainsaw.
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Listen to Fred
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Beat Up Dummies!
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That poor, poor, 9 iron.
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Oh, Evil Dead 2.