Wendy stood at the front of the classroom today, looking ever so slightly lost.

"Okay, Miss Bennet doesn't seem to be in today, so yeah, I figure that we can make up a list of modern etiquette ideas, so that we can compare with what you've been learning, or something."

Wendy picked up a sharpie and went over to the large sheet of butcher paper she'd tacked up to the wall. "I'll start us off with a few examples and you guys can take it from there."

If you're going to protest nude, leave the bail money where your roommate can easily find it.

Don't plagiarise from the people you are illegally sub-letting your dad's building to.

Turning people into puppets is not okay!

Nor is trying to take over the word with super-intelligent gorillas.

Or trying to drown a boatload of Titanic enthusiasts in the icy waters of the North Atlantic via a cursed tuba.

Artist != drug addict, so don't accuse.

Wendy's examples indicated absolutely nothing about the kind life she led, really.

[OOC: Wait for OCD up]