http://saveonpostage.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] saveonpostage.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-02-02 11:38 pm
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Management Theory [Tuesday, February 3, 4th period]

Yzma, as always, was ready to pace before the class as soon as they all arrived properly attired.

"One of the most important ways to prove your management potential," she overenunciated, "is by planning and correctly pulling off a party!"

She threw her hands into the air. On cue, confetti fell from the sky. She nodded her head. "Today, you will pair up and plan proper party!" She held out a hand. A party hat materialized out of nowhere. "In this hat, there are many suitable party themes. You must come up with the food you will serve, the attire your guests must wear, and most importantly, how to stop losers from attending!" She gazed around at the students. "You have fifteen minutes!"

Nice and reasonable of her.

"The rest of the time you will be working the rope line," which magically appeared in the corner when she pointed to it, full of people who all looked suspiciously like an emperor she used to work for, "explaining to the losers why they aren't on the list."

During a day when many students were compelled to tell the truth. This should be good.

Re: Work the Rope Line!

[identity profile] elephantgadget.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Helen looked coolly at the peple there and shrugged. "You're simply not welcome."

Re: Work the Rope Line!

[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Liir peered at the people in the line.

"You know it comes right down to this: you weren't invited. And really, how terribly rude is that? Why would you come where you aren't wanted? Don't you realize you're just inconveniencing yourselves by making the effort to come and dress up, well, most of you to dress up, and stand here when your presence is not requested."

He lifted his head.

"About TURN! And haul your ashes, the lot of you! Out!"
bitchprince: (and where did you come up with that one?)

Re: Work the Rope Line!

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-02-03 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur was still attempting to process half of Yzma's tricks when he got to this bit. This bit helped. This bit, he could do.

He didn't even need to be compelled to the truth to do it.

"Get out of my sight," he informed them, "Does this look like a barn to you? You smell like some pig's uncle, have you heard of this thing called a bath?"

And so on.

Re: Work the Rope Line!

[identity profile] dojima-hime.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Clipboard? Dōjima didn't need a clipboard.

"I asked for servants, not the huddled masses," she snapped, folding arms and looking them over critically. "And I know you aren't on the guest list."

"You and you, report to the kitchen. You'll be picking up the discarded cups. Everyone else, go away. There's no work for you here today."

Re: Work the Rope Line!

[identity profile] finding-x-dream.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Agnes shrugged apologetically at the people and pointed at Yzma. "Sorry, she says you can't come in."

Re: Work the Rope Line!

[identity profile] notasuiciderisk.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Eric even had a great role model for the kind of attitude this required. "I'm sorry," he began, "did you actually consider for one moment that you might actually manage to make it in here? Any of you? And to think that for just one moment I even considered that you might have the collective braincells of a sorority girl track team." He smirked and shrugged, and turned away, stopping after a moment to turn back to the huddled masses. "You," he said, "are too short. You're too ugly. Have you even heard of a dress code? Too fat, too thin. You, it's called sunlight. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup. Hmm, good general features and skin tone." Pause. "Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so large it forms its own website."

There, that was better.

[With all apologies to the writers of Bring It On.]

Re: Work the Rope Line!

[identity profile] shyest-eyes.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"You," she said, "d-do you think that is acceptable wear? Because it is not, and I d-do not care who you say invited y-you, it is my party and I didn't invite you."

A pause.

"Please l-leave."
ashockingbitch: (Jenny with a cig)

Re: Work the Rope Line!

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2009-02-03 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sorry," Jenny mumbled around a cigarette, and she shrugged. "You're lame. I don't let lame people in to my parties. Next!"
the_merriest: (aha)

Re: Work the Rope Line!

[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-02-03 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Rikku walked up to the nearest NPC, preparing a speech about how there just wasn't room and she was sorry about the inconvenience.

"You're not cool enough to come in here," she said. "So you have to stand out here and hope someone's gonna let you in, but they won't, 'cause you're lame."

That ... was unexpected.

Re: Work the Rope Line!

[identity profile] meg-powers.livejournal.com 2009-02-04 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
"It's partisan. Too bad. You're Republicans. You're out of luck."

Meg looked at a guy that looked suspiciously like a Fox News talk show host. "And you're an asshole."
solo_sword: (not impressed)

Re: Work the Rope Line!

[personal profile] solo_sword 2009-02-04 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Most of the people got a variation of "I hate today" or a "No" as their explanation, though one guy finally got a "You don't actually exist, so it doesn't matter what I say to you, go away."

A which point Jaina maybe might have started having fun with this part.