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Keeping Your Wits About You... [Monday 2nd Period 10-11] Class # 15 The Final

Wilson stood waiting for his class to file in as per usual on a Monday morning. There was an extra special spread of holiday cookies and other treats laid out for the kids and Wilson himself wore a bit of a melancholy smile as he sipped his coffee and watched.

As soon as everyone was in and settled, he started the final class.

"Well guys, it's that time. Final class of the term. I just want to say what a wonderful time I've had teaching you all and getting to first hand witness some of the amazingly creative ways you've all come up with for coping with what I've thrown at you this semester. It's been a lot of fun."

Straightening, he walked over to the chalk board and began to write.

"Here is your final scenario. You have blue books at your desk, please write me up an essay on how you would cope with the following scenario."

The Vending Machine ate my lunch!

[ooc: OCDs on the way are up!]

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Johnny grabbed a cup of hot chocolate and a Christmas cookie before he took his seat.

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Re: Before the Test - AKA Talk amongst yourselves!

[identity profile] neurotic-witch.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Chris had studied all weekend and felt pretty confident about the final.

Re: Before the Test - AKA Talk amongst yourselves!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey," Lana said with a smile. "I'm going into town this afternoon to do some shopping, maybe grab a bite at the Perk before I come back. I know you probably don't want to join me, but is there anything you'd like me to pick up for you while I'm out?"

Re: Before the Test - AKA Talk amongst yourselves!

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Isabel nibbled on her candy cane while she waited for the exam to start.

Re: Before the Test - AKA Talk amongst yourselves!

[personal profile] blessed_twice 2007-12-17 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Wyatt couldn't help but notice Isabel and her candy cane.

Test, what test?

Re: The Final

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana handwavily wrote a wonderful essay about how she saved her lunch.

Re: The Final

[identity profile] neurotic-witch.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Chris wrote a wonderful handwavy essay.

Re: The Final

[identity profile] fantastic-torch.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Johnny wrote up his paper. Surprisingly, it didn't take him very long.

First I’m gonna have to cuss at the freaking machine. I mean, dude, I stick in my money and don’t get Jack all for it? Hell no. So I stick in another bill, thinking the thing might be jammed. Hell no! Stole my freaking money again!

I’m kind of getting pissed now and kick the damn machine cause it feels freaking good to do so (not because I‘m 12 or anything). I could torch the son of a bitch but then I risk melting my lunch and yeah, not good. That’s why I’m here right? To get my lunch cause I’m freaking hungry.

I yell for my girlfriend to come and try it and allow her to waste a buck or two before I realize that yeah, the freaking steel box is a defect and it’s not going to give me my lunch. Dammit. Doesn’t matter that it gave five people before me their yummy goodies. The damn thing is screwed up and I want my freaking money back. Or my lunch. Whichever I can get first.

My girlfriend leaves at my gentle insisting cause from here on out, things just weren’t going to be pretty with this stupid vending box from hell. I decided -that- in the 2.3 seconds it took to get my girlfriend to safety.

I then proceed to kick the machine again. Then again. Nothing. I rock the sucker back and forth, trying to dislodge my lunch cause man, I’m freaking starving now. Nothing. Stupid piece of sh-- Anyway… did I mention I was starving? Like the worst sort of starving ever. It’s like you see your food but you just can’t get it! It’s like having a freaking huge head with little arms. Know what I mean?

I get a touch carried away and suddenly the machine is smoking. Okay, it’s worse than smoking. I torched the son of a bitch and everything in it. Now nobody can have anything. Wouldn’t be fair right? For them to get their treat when I couldn’t have mine? That sucks, man. So it’s a fiery, melting mess.

I didn’t do it. I hightail my ass outta there.

Screw my job, screw everything! I’m going to Burger King.

Re: The Final

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hoshi wrote her essay.

By the mid-twenty-second century, humans on Earth will no longer use currency and the vending machine's goodies would be free for all to enjoy. So, if the vending machine ate my lunch, I would get my friend Trip Tucker to hack into its systems convert it into a futuristic protein re-sequencer that would distribute free merchandise on demand.

Re: The Final

[personal profile] blessed_twice 2007-12-17 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd just call it to me and orb it out of the machine.

Re: The Final

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Isabel handwavily wrote an essay about TKing her lunch out of a vending machine.
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Re: The Final

[personal profile] absolutesnark 2007-12-17 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Summer wrote a very handwavey interesting essay.

Re: The Final

[identity profile] comelyhonour.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Beauty wrote a mostly handwavy because her mun couldn't come up with anything cracky, woe essay that detailed how she wasn't sure she wanted food that came out of a machine like that, but that if it was her only choice, she'd have to admit that kicking it a couple of times would be her first recourse, followed by a more sensible second plan of tracking down someone from this century who knew something about machines and the inner workings thereof, and could possibly pull the machine apart and retrieve her lunch for her.

Re: The Final

[identity profile] ladycfitzgerald.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Anne's essay turned out to be an incredibly long, rambly soliloquy in which she tearfully pleaded with the vending machine, attempted to appeal to its better nature, and ultimately mourned the lunch that was lost forever when all her efforts met with failure.

Certainly she could have written an essay in which she saved her lunch, but she felt that this option left her much more scope for imagination and heartwrenching drama.

Re: Talk to Dr. Wilson

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie snuck in right after class. "Dr. Wilson? I have a personal problem that I was wondering you could help me with."

Re: Talk to Dr. Wilson

[personal profile] blessed_twice 2007-12-17 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
After taking a look at the essay question, Wyatt had to ask, "Is there a word minimum?"

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Re: OOC!

[personal profile] blessed_twice 2007-12-17 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*CLINGS*