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Keeping Your Wits About You... [Monday 2nd Period 10-11] Class # 15 The Final
Wilson stood waiting for his class to file in as per usual on a Monday morning. There was an extra special spread of holiday cookies and other treats laid out for the kids and Wilson himself wore a bit of a melancholy smile as he sipped his coffee and watched.
As soon as everyone was in and settled, he started the final class.
"Well guys, it's that time. Final class of the term. I just want to say what a wonderful time I've had teaching you all and getting to first hand witness some of the amazingly creative ways you've all come up with for coping with what I've thrown at you this semester. It's been a lot of fun."
Straightening, he walked over to the chalk board and began to write.
"Here is your final scenario. You have blue books at your desk, please write me up an essay on how you would cope with the following scenario."
The Vending Machine ate my lunch!
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As soon as everyone was in and settled, he started the final class.
"Well guys, it's that time. Final class of the term. I just want to say what a wonderful time I've had teaching you all and getting to first hand witness some of the amazingly creative ways you've all come up with for coping with what I've thrown at you this semester. It's been a lot of fun."
Straightening, he walked over to the chalk board and began to write.
"Here is your final scenario. You have blue books at your desk, please write me up an essay on how you would cope with the following scenario."
The Vending Machine ate my lunch!
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Before the Test - AKA Talk amongst yourselves!
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Test, what test?
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The Final
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handwavilywrote a wonderful essay about how she saved her lunch.Re: The Final
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First I’m gonna have to cuss at the freaking machine. I mean, dude, I stick in my money and don’t get Jack all for it? Hell no. So I stick in another bill, thinking the thing might be jammed. Hell no! Stole my freaking money again!
I’m kind of getting pissed now and kick the damn machine cause it feels freaking good to do so (not because I‘m 12 or anything). I could torch the son of a bitch but then I risk melting my lunch and yeah, not good. That’s why I’m here right? To get my lunch cause I’m freaking hungry.
I yell for my girlfriend to come and try it and allow her to waste a buck or two before I realize that yeah, the freaking steel box is a defect and it’s not going to give me my lunch. Dammit. Doesn’t matter that it gave five people before me their yummy goodies. The damn thing is screwed up and I want my freaking money back. Or my lunch. Whichever I can get first.
My girlfriend leaves at my gentle insisting cause from here on out, things just weren’t going to be pretty with this stupid vending box from hell. I decided -that- in the 2.3 seconds it took to get my girlfriend to safety.
I then proceed to kick the machine again. Then again. Nothing. I rock the sucker back and forth, trying to dislodge my lunch cause man, I’m freaking starving now. Nothing. Stupid piece of sh-- Anyway… did I mention I was starving? Like the worst sort of starving ever. It’s like you see your food but you just can’t get it! It’s like having a freaking huge head with little arms. Know what I mean?
I get a touch carried away and suddenly the machine is smoking. Okay, it’s worse than smoking. I torched the son of a bitch and everything in it. Now nobody can have anything. Wouldn’t be fair right? For them to get their treat when I couldn’t have mine? That sucks, man. So it’s a fiery, melting mess.
I didn’t do it. I hightail my ass outta there.
Screw my job, screw everything! I’m going to Burger King.
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By the mid-twenty-second century, humans on Earth will no longer use currency and the vending machine's goodies would be free for all to enjoy. So, if the vending machine ate my lunch, I would
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handwavilywrote an essay about TKing her lunch out of a vending machine.Re: The Final
handwaveyinteresting essay.Re: The Final
mostly handwavy because her mun couldn't come up with anything cracky, woeessay that detailed how she wasn't sure she wanted food that came out of a machine like that, but that if it was her only choice, she'd have to admit that kicking it a couple of times would be her first recourse, followed by a more sensible second plan of tracking down someone from this century who knew something about machines and the inner workings thereof, and could possibly pull the machine apart and retrieve her lunch for her.Re: The Final
Certainly she could have written an essay in which she saved her lunch, but she felt that this option left her much more scope for imagination and heartwrenching drama.
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Or both.
Still, he smiled warmly, because it was Jamie and leaned against the desk.
"Of course, Jamie. What do you need?"
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OOC!
It was awesome fun getting to RP with all of you this semester! I had a blast with this class and I'm going to miss you guys!
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