Raiden's brother Bellamy had 'fuck a water dragon' on his bucket list, but as A) water dragons were currently believed to be extinct and B) fucking and eating were not the same thing under most circumstances, Raiden kept this comparison to himself.

"I made a chicken bacon ranch taco bake," Raiden said, looking at it like a proud parent who couldn't wait to eat it whole. "Sort of that Cool Ranch Doritos flavor profile kind of idea, but with cheese and salsa," which he had made out of leftovers from the salad bar, "and whatnot."