While Home Economics certainly was also not that kind of health class (a-hem), Ignis Scientia was 100% That Teacher.

"Well, then," he started, with a sigh, "with the week that we've all be having, it is a shame if you've managed to make it this far without any of your other classes covering this particular topic, but, as one certain aspect of Home Ecomonics lies heavily in family management, now is....perhaps not as good a time as any to discuss this, surely that would have come much earlier in the week, but it's better late than never."

So buckle in, kids. It was time for the long-overdue Sex Education lesson, from the teacher that believed that Thoroughness was a Necessity and that no Data Point be left Unexplored.

Which was almost impressive, considering he'd had a considerably shorter amount of prep time than usual this week.