Tony had his phone out when class began because it was just continually alerting to new text messages. Because it was Parents Weekend, folks.

"So, we know many of you will be busy with guests today, so we're going with an easy class," he said, glancing up from the phone.

"If you've paid attention to the news at all this week, you'll have noticed a lot of talk about impeachment and the Watergate scandal," Steve said, "so we're going to watch a movie about that--Most of the POTUS's Lackeys. It's where the idea of 'it's not the crime, it's the cover-up' came into popularity, though in this particular scandal, it's the crime AND the cover-up."

"We even brought popcorn," Tony added. Because a good movie deserved that.

"And it's okay to laugh at the hair and pants of everyone," Steve assured them. "It was the 1970s."

"At least it wasnt the 80s." Tony's poor fashion choices in that era were never to be talked about.