Not surprisingly for a class with “wilderness” in the name, Steve and Tony had gotten in touch with their students to let them know to meet just outside the Preserve. “Okay, so the wilderness on the island will probably not eat you,” Steve began optimistically.

"Most of the time," Tony added. "We think. You know what? Exercise caution. How about that?"

"Probably a good idea," Steve said. "I'm Steve Rogers, this is Tony Stark, and we're your teachers for this class this summer! We're very excited to teach you all about surviving in the wild."

One of them was wearing pressed khaki pants. They definitely looked like people who could survive in the wild, huh?

Maybe if they could find a box of scraps out there?

"First, how about you all introduce yourself and let us know what experience you have in this," Tony said with a smile.

"And after that, we've set up an easy exercise through the woods to get you familiar with using a compass," Steve added. Apparently they were for more holding a picture of your kinda-sorta girlfriend from the '40s to stare at moodily! Who knew?

Say whaaaat?

"It'll be fun," Tony said, much too optimistic.

"There's a snack waiting for you when you get to the end!" Steve told them.

If they'd remembered to cover it from the bugs. Had they done that?

...They had not. Sorry, kids.