"Hello," Ben said with an easy smile. "Today we'll talk about one very Fandom problem: when you've met a couple versions of people and you started having a favorite...and it's not the one you know from home."

"Perhaps they are more balanced," Obi-Wan said, "They've refused to make terrible choices their other selves might have. Perhaps you have mutual friends that changed your relationship."

"Perhaps they aren't your father yet and are an amazing dork," Ben added.

"Do you begin treating your relative back home differently?" Obi-Wan asked. "Do you simply play favorites?"

"Do you tell them about each other and see if they'll vie for your attention?"

Ben, no.

"Please don't do that," Obi-Wan sighed. "As you can see, this can be a delicate... situation."

"And we're interested to hear your thoughts about it," Ben added, sitting down and making himself more comfortable.