//Here, tell you what,// Jono sighed, waving a hand. //You put that thing away, and I'll tell you everything I can. Just be mindful that you might not like the answers... I'm not certain how you wound up here, if you're confused about it yourself.//

He totally got the 'no idea how I got here' deal. After all, his first day on the island had been courtesy of some kind of sentient fairy mist.